[scripter]

I just want to go on record now, before my demise, to say that I am not now nor have I ever been a homosexual and do not plan to ever be a homosexual at any future point.

They'll spin that after your demise - something similar to: "Because MHGinTN was so adamant in regards to not being homosexual, that means he had repressed homosexual tendencies. He really was a homosexual."

That certainly fits their standard operating procedures...

[MHGinTN]

Darn it, you just couldn't let my mind rest!