[Col Freeper]

"It's very alarming," he says, "all of this pressure being put on a lot of the public institutions by the fundamentalists."

Oh no! Somehow, "the" fundamentalists have mysteriously gotten the right to vote, and to be counted as citizens of the U.S. of A.

And they're using these ill-gotten powers to put pressure on public institutions!

Who allowed this?

Will they need to be rounded up into camps, or should we just rescind their citizenship?

Of course, whatever we do, we must force them to spend any money they have on IMAX movies that they don't want to see.

[Terriergal]

good one!