I've been called a RINO more times than I can count. It's generally because I support Bush (I'm a loyalist=Bushbot) or because I don't hate gays.
Don't feel too bad.
So why don't you just grab a jug of moonshine or white-lightning, or whatever, kick back, take your dentures out, and relax on the deck of your mobile home on the swamp out there in Missouri, and let us Californians settle our own problems.
I resent being accused of wearing dentures.