But easy lease terms are available.
The pay and benefits package Jim provides for us makes any thoughts of taking a bribe totally preposterous ;-}
(All the hours we want on any days we want them. And, no weekends! But there is that thing about "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for moderating today"!)
I'll gladly pay your way to the finest burger west of the Mississippi. Well, if you like buffalo. Gimme a ping when you're in the Salt Lake vicinity.