Ooh... why do I always miss the good stuff....
;-)
Okay, okay. We'll stop in Hawaii.
And anyone who wants to stick their neck out can get lei'd.
Anybody want to be dropped off at the top of the mountain so they can ski down?
I'll prepare the itinerary for lift-off from Loch Ness on Ronald Reagan's birthday. All local castle and sightseeing tours should be completed for those who wish to travel with us.
Weather permitting, we will make a short stop in the Norwegian Sea, just north of Shetland Island to couple up to a fabricated thrust ring being made for us by those same folks who do such a wonderful job building ocean-going oil drilling platforms.
We will then carry the apparatus with us to the Pacific, and rest for a time in Hawaii.