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To: Conspiracy Guy
"Wait. I'm too drunk to fly!"

You'll be in charge of dispensing from the four kegs we have set up in the passenger lounge, for those who may have developed a thirst.

I'll take first watch, I'm as sober as a judge who doesn't live in California.

5,102 posted on 01/10/2005 1:04:51 PM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Can I work on the mezzanine deck?
5,120 posted on 01/10/2005 1:22:59 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: NicknamedBob
I'm as sober as a judge who doesn't live in California.

You wouldn't be talking about this one?

Re-Elect Bobbe Bridge; Endorsed by Seattle's Finest!

"A sobering choice." Seattle Post-Intelligencer

"Two breaths of fresh air - one  0.219 percent and the other 0.227 percent." Seattle Times

"At least she doesn't cut down her neighbors' trees." Mayor Greg Nickels

"Slurred speech, very red and watery eyes and stank of alcohol." Seattle Police Department


5,222 posted on 01/10/2005 4:57:58 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)
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