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Germans think they're well-hung - but they're not
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| 12-1-04
Posted on 12/01/2004 8:30:42 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
Germans think they're well-hung - but they're not
Wed Dec 1,11:58 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - Most German men wear condoms of the wrong size, a condom distributor has said, after asking more than 2,500 men to measure their erect penis.
"People measure their feet when they buy shoes. Why shouldn't they measure their penises? A man would not wear children's shoes," said Jan Vinzenz Krause of Vinico, which released the study's findings on World AIDS (news - web sites) Day.
Most condom boxes in Germany indicated size but men, due to embarrassment or vanity, rarely checked or just bought those marked "extra large", he said on Wednesday.
Vinico's survey recommended various brands to be used -- depending on the endowment of the wearer.
The study found the average erect penis size was 14.7 cm (5-3/4 inches), with 40 percent of participants reporting lengths between 12 and 15 cm (4-3/4 and 5-7/8 inches).
When compared with the condoms normally used by the participants, the results showed only 18 percent wore the right size, with nearly half squeezing into condoms that were too small and 34 percent trying to use those that were too big.
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To: 69ConvertibleFirebird
"Hi, I wear womens underwear and my name is Bill..." "Hello, I like it handcuffed to the bed post and my name is Hillary..." Hi all! I'm straight!
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posted on
12/01/2004 9:04:10 PM PST
by
Dan from Michigan
("now we got this guy in the Oval office who don't take no sh*t from no gimpy little countries!")
To: bonfire
Considering that he posted this info on a thread about penis size.....I would say he's looking for buddies.LOL!!! I'll be leaving this particular forum now... (walking out backwards...)
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posted on
12/01/2004 9:05:50 PM PST
by
69ConvertibleFirebird
(Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
To: dubyaismypresident
To: mojojockey
By the way, did you ever serve in Vietnam?
To: Dan from Michigan; dubyaismypresident
If you're straight, should bill clinton announce that he's bent?
I'm a Christian, Conservative, home schooling mom, Texan, white with Russian ancestry, and the perfect wife, according to my Marine.......... guess that means I'm straight and fun!
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posted on
12/01/2004 9:14:38 PM PST
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Thank you President Bush, and thank you America!)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
guess that means I'm straight and fun!Pictures please...
:)
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posted on
12/01/2004 9:20:05 PM PST
by
69ConvertibleFirebird
(Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
To: 69ConvertibleFirebird
(walking out backwards...) ROFL......
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posted on
12/01/2004 9:25:12 PM PST
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Thank you President Bush, and thank you America!)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
i guess i did give more info than was required, but not out of some want to force anything on anyone.
To: mojojockey
We're just joking with ya......... you have to admit, it is kind of a funny idea to greet someone with a "I have foot fungus, how are you" kind of tell all attitude! lol
;^)
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posted on
12/01/2004 9:46:03 PM PST
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Thank you President Bush, and thank you America!)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Yes, but hey dont worry i can take heat, thats what being an adult is all about.
To: Dan from Michigan
I could've told you that.
To: mojojockey
Just wait until you misspell a word in a post. Half of the replies will be twists on the spelling error...
Welcome to FR!!!
:)
(Tip of the day: Use the "Spell" button before posting...)
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posted on
12/01/2004 9:57:42 PM PST
by
69ConvertibleFirebird
(Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
To: mojojockey
I have a friend at work with whom I have to have a good relationship. We are indeed friends, and not simply acquiantences, but every time he starts to tell me something intimate I will look at my arm and say, 'wow - would you look at the time'.
Wow - would you look at the time ...
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posted on
12/01/2004 10:00:39 PM PST
by
68 grunt
(3/1 India, 3rd, 68-69, 0311)
To: dubyaismypresident
Thankfully, my ancestors are from elsewhere! ;D
(Belarus and Austria, as I've recently discovered.)
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posted on
12/02/2004 10:47:01 AM PST
by
NYC GOP Chick
(www.Hillary-Watch.org)
To: bonfire
I think it means that he's probably seen quite a few more than you have! ;D
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posted on
12/02/2004 10:48:23 AM PST
by
NYC GOP Chick
(www.Hillary-Watch.org)
To: 69ConvertibleFirebird
No such thing as a "gay" conservative.
He's a pervert trying to be cute.
I think what he does sexually with other men is disgusting.
He was drawn to this thread because of the size stuff. Most likely he imagines himself an expert pervert in what's large and small for males.
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posted on
12/02/2004 10:50:49 AM PST
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: nmh
No such thing as a "gay" conservative.I'm a happy conservative.
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posted on
12/02/2004 10:54:10 AM PST
by
mountaineer
(Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Just kidding, you can hate me.)
To: nmh
I agree with most of what yo are saying. But, I know for a fact that there are conservatives who are perverts. This doesn't disqualify them from having almost all of their beliefs, except their sex life, along the conservative way of thinking.
If we threw all Christians out of the church who sinned against the church (God) we would have no (zero, zip, nada, not one) people in the church.
They just need to quit trying to force their behavior on us.
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posted on
12/02/2004 10:57:22 AM PST
by
69ConvertibleFirebird
(Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
To: Dan from Michigan
No wonder so many Germans are difficult to get along with. I can say that because I have German Ancestry.
To: Dan from Michigan; dubyaismypresident; ErnBatavia; concordKIWI; blackie
a condom distributor has said, after asking more than 2,500 men to measure their erect penis. ,,, the quickest ones to answer will have the smallest. Theory of relativity BUMP.
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