Posted on 12/01/2004 8:30:42 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
Germans think they're well-hung - but they're not
Wed Dec 1,11:58 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - Most German men wear condoms of the wrong size, a condom distributor has said, after asking more than 2,500 men to measure their erect penis.
"People measure their feet when they buy shoes. Why shouldn't they measure their penises? A man would not wear children's shoes," said Jan Vinzenz Krause of Vinico, which released the study's findings on World AIDS (news - web sites) Day.
Most condom boxes in Germany indicated size but men, due to embarrassment or vanity, rarely checked or just bought those marked "extra large", he said on Wednesday.
Vinico's survey recommended various brands to be used -- depending on the endowment of the wearer.
The study found the average erect penis size was 14.7 cm (5-3/4 inches), with 40 percent of participants reporting lengths between 12 and 15 cm (4-3/4 and 5-7/8 inches).
When compared with the condoms normally used by the participants, the results showed only 18 percent wore the right size, with nearly half squeezing into condoms that were too small and 34 percent trying to use those that were too big.
It's not the size of the wave...
Since im a gay Conservative...would this be the thread for me to offer my expertise? (dont worry guys..its a joke)..but yes i am a gay Conservative....and not liberal....so dont worry about any offensive language, im not into PC policing.
Because clamping on that cold, metal, shoe size measurer to check your size would just be too much... Ouch! Brrrrrrr!!!
Why would you tell us you are gay?? What does that have to do with ANYTHING????
(Hey...you guys can tell me to can it at any time)..but i wanted to say as a gay man, ive looked for a long time for a system to tell a man's size by outside features of some kind, like finger size, hair color...or whatever...is there such a system?
(Hey...you guys can tell me to can it at any time)..but i wanted to say as a gay man, ive looked for a long time for a system to tell a man's size by outside features of some kind, like finger size, hair color...or whatever...is there such a system?
For some reason I'm getting this feeling that you're trying to tell us that you're gay. And conservative.
I'm just glad I take after the Irish side of my family.
Salacious Ping List ping.
Yes i am a gay conservative. Dont worry im also of the Tammy Bruce type (although im a gay man, not a lesbian), i dont get offended by any name calling..and am very tolerant to conservative christians who find the lifestyle unacceptable.
You figure it out! LOL
I'll measure later.....
Glad I'm not even a "little" bit German!
Believe it or not the vast majority of conservatives could care less how you have sex as long as you don't try to force them to like it, pay for it or it's consequences, and/or endorse it.
I just can't imagine what the world would be like if everyone introduced themselves with information about their sexual habits first. "Hi, I wear womens underwear and my name is Bill..." "Hello, I like it handcuffed to the bed post and my name is Hillary..."
I think I have!
Considering that he posted this info on a thread about penis size.....I would say he's looking for buddies.
Hey Mein Herr, if the shoe fits, wear it.
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