######...and by the way, if you want to be treated with dainty old-world courteously by scientists, you might consider refraining from promulgating the massive conspiracy theory of evolution.#####
Not so much a conspiracy as the usual herding/hiving behavior we see on the left. The same system that leads to the overwhelming majority of profs at prestige schools being leftists.
WEll, once again, this is quite a stretch, the sciences are hardly a hotbed of leftist sentiment. And, regardless, your opinion of the mental mushiness and herd mentality of the serious scientist--a trained professional cynic engaged in a lifelong race for recognition in a distinctly differentiating manner--is a little on the naive side.