[Conspiracy Guy]

I knew I could get comments. I would never do what I said I think about doing. I was smoke gnatzie fishing.

[Stu Cohen]

I would never do what I said I think about doing.

Duly noted.

I was smoke gnatzie fishing.

I doubt that. You were "anybody with at least a minimal modicum of ettiquette" fishing. I don't think even 10% of smokers would support you, so by your definition they would be "smoke gnatzie's".