[Publius6961]

I'm thinking about breaking the smoking rules on National Smokeout Day. If I get asked to extinguish my cigarette.. I will say, "sorry", then I'll drop it on the floor, snuff it with my foot, then leave. Convenience store, restuarant, anywhere I spot a No Smoking sign.

That could get you in trouble.
A safe alternative is my plastic cigarette. All the fun with none of the risk. It raises their blood pressure just as much, makes them look like the idiots they are, and it provides me with the pleasure of confessing a minor sin.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I was being sarcastic. I do walk around with and unlit cigarette in No Smoking areas. People act like you've got as banana stuck in your ear. But that's another story.

[beckysueb]

That just proves my point. Its the sight of the cigarette that drives them crazy, not the actual smoke.