Sounds suspiciously Stalinist...or Lincolnian.
[1] Conservatives are really Socialists
[2] Republicans are really Progressives
[3] Republicans are not really Conservatives
[4] Liberals are really Conservatives
[5] Conservatives are Classical Liberals
With the supplement added by Gianni:
[6] A monarch isn't always a monarch.
[7] Protectionism isn't protectionism... sometimes.
[8] Capitalism is government economic intervention.