[Dead Corpse]

Ok... this part "Notorious North Carolina Niceness Nazi, Insinuator of the Molasses Miasma", have an excellent ring to it... now let's try adding some Latin...

Tax-Chick. Notorious North Carolina Niceness Nazi, Insinuator of the Molasses Miasma. Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?(How do you get your hair to do that?)

[Tax-chick]

Oh, I like that! Could you make it, "Bless your heart, how do you get your hair to do that?"