[Old Sarge]

This is The Thread That Doesn't End,
it just goes on and on my FRiend,
Some people started posting it
not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue posting it
forever just because...

This is The Thread That Doesn't End,
it just goes on and on my FRiend,
Some people started posting it
not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue posting it
forever just because...

[Conspiracy Guy]

They go in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out.

Cause they're posting all night, and the posting's alright.
Mama's got a squeeze box daddy never sleeps at night.