[Asphalt]

Well, now. I’m passing up the chance to watch the Monday night marathon of Stargate-SG1, but I appreciate that all of you nice people took your showers and you all smell very nice, with the possible exception of Asphalt, who seems to have a rather tarry odor.

Tarry oder? The first day on this thread you told me I smell nice. Now you are changing your mind? That's unacceptable.

[NicknamedBob]

Go easy on the umbrage, kid. Most people need to look it up in the dictionary.

"...a rather tarry odor." ... It's a JOKE! You picked your FReeper name. On your first day, I made a joke about your smelling nice because we were talking about paving over a troll.

Today, I made a jole about it because we were talking about body odors and perfumes.

On your last day, I may make a joke about it. After all, if something dreadful happens to you, it may be someone else's FAULT, but it's your A$$.