[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Ayman al-Zawahiri:

Bush, Kerry or Satan himself, this does not concern us.

I think this calls for a re-count.

Satan, himself:

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, THIS CALLS FOR A RE-COUNT! I'VE BEEN SCREWED OUT OF SOME VOTES, SO GET OLBERMANN ON THE PHONE!

(Smooths down mustache. Brushes flecks of dirt off of pitchfork. Goes to barber to have cloven hooves shorn and horns shaved down.)

[NicknamedBob]

"...GET OLBERMANN ON THE PHONE!"

Hmm. The Hot Line?

[Dog Gone]

I've pretty much successfully ignored this thread since very early on. But since it's going into the Freeper Hall of Fame for Longest Threads, I feel rather obligated to make it even longer.