Thanos cried harder than a girlyboy DUer.
Thanos soiled his pants faster than a Jihadi in Fallujuh.
Thanos closed his eyes like a John Kerry catching a football.
Thanos ran from the scene like an uncoordinated pre-teen.
Thanos lies curled up in a fetal position, in a very dark and cold place (somewhere between Ave C and D below 6th).
Alphabet City? THAT'S IN THE DISTRICT!
(Scurries to find map of 12th Congressional District.)