I've been in bar fights, car accidents, and fell down a rather large flight of stairs one drunk night. I've never had a concussion. I think the skull is actually thick enough to get its own ANSI rating.
Oh, there was snow. They threw me in head first.
I've endured much from my brothers.
Oh the terrible stories I could tell.
Once the dog knocked me off the porch & I
bounced off the garbage cans & hit the patio.