"Dunno who got the 'streak through the thread' memo I've heard rumor about.
Wonder who writes the memos anyway?"
Probably the same person writes them as gets the "streak through the thread" memo.
I think we need have Rexxy search him out...why should s/he have all the fun?
Hmm..
Good idea.
Mass woodchuck assault on the refridgerator.
Then we can head out to find the memo writer.
(And gripe about everyone else getting all the fun.)