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To: Lady Jag

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Yasser made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Yasser in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Yasser's knee.

Yasser is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.

As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As Yasser awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, idiot. What did you think I said?"


40,469 posted on 11/10/2004 8:22:46 PM PST by Dead Corpse (My days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle)
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To: Dead Corpse
Poorly paraphrased. I may have missed an Osama or two, but you get the idea.

It's been a long day....

40,470 posted on 11/10/2004 8:23:41 PM PST by Dead Corpse (My days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle)
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Gotta have more blood and guts.


40,475 posted on 11/10/2004 9:06:36 PM PST by Lady Jag (YAHOOO!!! W2!!!)
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