Hello, Yer, Majesty!
I am afraid.
She knows she can't actually DATE a real boy without inviting him to the house for dinner first, though, where he will be inspected not only by Daddy, but a small host of VERY intimidating gentleman of the Veteran persuasion.
figrure she's safe til she's 16 at least.
I do, however, make a VERY fine Roast Chicken, so it's not like the lad will be wasting his time!
I assume Daddy shall be cleaning his disassembled shotgun when any such young man comes to call?