LOL!
Had a guy in my old unit named Redrick.
Red was both taller and wider than me.
We have OpFor run by, and what does he do?
He hides behind little ole me.
The money quote of the evening.
"Umm.. Red? They can still see you behind me."
ROFLMAO!
I take it ol' Red wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer?