Don't I know it!
Posted on 06/30/2004 10:19:24 AM PDT by jj_fate
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Barcaloungers will eat your soul if you make the mistake of getting comfy in one and listening to it's siren song of sleep and comfort..
Don't I know it!
Dude, that totally spoiled my connection. The school has a terrible internet connection, and just that completely shut it down, oh well, have to go get my hair cut now anyway.
Thanks!
*bows to audience*
Job well done.
BRAVO!
That, and I don't have a gif for a standing ovation...
Yey...
"Lay-Z-boy. What a misnomer. Bastards are FAST."
"Oh, chairs are dangerous... but it's the ottomans you have
to look out for. The catch the back of your knees when
you're not looking, a dangerous bunch of rogues they are."
I'm learning. I thought it was just coffee and end tables that jumped in front of me...I see it is a major conspiracy by the "furniture demons".
Oh, have you ever fought with a washer?
My brother has. It was quite amusing.
];-)
as you wish my chylde...
Who won? Or is he perpetually clean now?
Um, it had him trapped in the laundry room for a while.
Okay.
*starts squirming helplessly*
"Oh, have you ever fought with a washer?
My brother has. It was quite amusing."
I have a visual that is killing me!!!
:-)
"Um, it had him trapped in the laundry room for a while."
Just as I thought! I bet the washer cleaned up!
Well, from my point of view (think 5, 6
year old at the time with him for a brother)
it looked as though it had come to life. It
matched him move for move. He could
really tell it better though.
We had a slop sink in that laundry room, and I'd been using it for some reason that currently escapes my memory.
The washer was on it's spin cycle behind me, and was sounding as if it was going to shake itself apart.
I thought nothing of it until something bumped me.
So I jumped and spun about in time to see the washer back up in a hop as if I'd scared IT.
I moved to my right, and it went with me, so I moved left, and it moved with me again.
So I backed up, and it started hopping across the laundry room at me as if alive and encouraged by my stunned shock.
I bet I looked pretty silly sitting in the slop sink with the washer slavering at my knees trying to get me.
"I bet I looked pretty silly sitting in the slop sink with the washer slavering at my knees trying to get me."
LOL!
You still do, in MY head!!! *snort!*
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