[GOPcapitalist]

In the rest of your post you've falsely accused me of a crime again. In other posts, you've falsely accused me of interstate travel to commit this crime.

Guys - can you seriously believe this nut? The "interstate travel" reference was a taunting quip about a horrible bus trip to Baton Rouge - a literary mockery of his shared resemblence to Ignatius Reilly, the tragic protagonist of John Kennedy Toole's "A Confederacy of Dunces." He apparently took it literally and STILL hasn't figured out it was a taunt! Just the same, he apparently STILL hasn't figured out nolu chan's similar taunt about the suicide attempt out of his mother's basement window! Stupidity of this magnitude is simply beyond comprehension! (PSST: You also may not want to tell Forrest Gump over there that he resembles the Monty Python black knight sketch either - he may start accusing you of lying on the grounds that he has never donned a suit of armor for sword combat with you!)

[#3Fan]

I'm self-employed in a small town. False rumors can spread like wildfire in small town, especially false rumors about business owners. Your false accusations of crimes are no joke.

[GOPcapitalist]

It gets even better: Mr. Gump is apparently afraid that if we compare him to Ignatius Reilly or Monty Python's Black Knight his "friends" in a "small town" will think that he actually is one of those comical farces. Also - be sure not to mention any more that Ignatius was almost arrested for vagrancy by Officer Mancuso in case the town folk mistake that one for a "false accusal" of crime. I'm not quite sure if the Black Knight committed any "crime," so you're probably safe there. But be sure not mention that the Black Knight got his arms and legs chopped off by King Arthur - it could prompt some of Gump's "friends" to accidentally send him flowers and a get well soon card!