Haven't you ever heard the expression "You can draw more bees with honey than you can with vinegar? There! There's a platitude for you, dudette!!! Put that in your pipe and smoke it, sweety pie!!! My long suffering of your insufferable attitude has just about run it's course.
I'll stick around just in case you sweeten up your caustic disposition just a little in the weeks to come, but I seriously doubt it. Leopards have a hard time changing anything, let alone their spots!!!