[Conservative til I die]

Actually, he reminds me of the horse's ass HOLE.

[CWOJackson]

"Actually, he reminds me of the horse's ass HOLE."

I only thought him a horses ass myself, but you can carry it further if you want. Granted, the need to use a mirror for shaving might give you some level of expertise in such matters but I think he's just the common type horses ass.