[CWOJackson]

1. You might want to buy a dog. Perhaps they will jump to your commands. Me, I just laugh at you.

2. I don't play the BS word games with you dope crusaders. I've seen that BS too much.

3. You use a word like honest. LOL!

[Pahuanui]

1. You might want to buy a dog. Perhaps they will jump to your commands. Me, I just laugh at you.

2. I don't play the BS word games with you dope crusaders. I've seen that BS too much.

Translation into simple English: You either are too fearful of the contradictions in your cartoonish logic that would be exposed were you to do so, or you're simply incapable of doing so.

Glad to be of assistance.