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  • African Tribe Worships Salma Hayek's Breasts! (The Headline I've Waited All My Life For...)

    12/09/2004 10:47:58 AM PST · by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle · 175 replies · 13,725+ views
    Weekly World News ^ | 12/09/04 | Mark Miller
    The Mandinka tribe of Gambia, Africa, adheres to a religious practice completely unique to its people -- they worship actress Salma Hayek's breasts! While most primitive societies tend to pray to animal or ancestral spirits, or to stars and planets as the Mandinkans once did, that all changed in 1995. Mandinkan farmer Danjuma Kianga remembers, through an interpreter, the moment it happened. "As a special treat, Chief Tuamanguluka arranged for a movie to be shown here for the first time ever. The movie was Desperado, starring the blessed Salma Hayek as Carolina, a beautiful woman who works for the local...