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Okay, okay, big got lucky! Now it is December and me and my 'Boys... know what to do in December--

Gadzooks! Is it December? December... Oh, crap!

Oh well, we must... carry on with my dead on picks:

Hate to got with TO's Buffalo Wings but the Jets are hurting.

Me thinks the Falcons will hand the Iggles a loss.

Da Bears will beat the Rams.

The Bengals will continue to roll over the Lions.

The Titans will stun the Colts, winning Vince's 6th game in row.

Allegra's Texicans will finally make hr smile with a victory over the Jags.

Denver will win at KC.

The Pats will beat the Phins, dangit!

Big Ben's Stoolers will smash the Raiders.

The Deadskins will stay dead as N'awleans sails on.

The Chargers will win over Clev's hallowed Brown Stains.

My Boys will chalk up their first December win over the Joyless Jints.

The 9ers will defeat the Seahags.

Brett will keep his Viqueens on track with a win over the Cards.

Monday night Da Dirty Byrds will ruin big's night with a victory over the Pack.

So, One Arm, send me the 1st Place Medal... so I can pawn it to buy beer for me and my wenchbot for the coming games.

LOL, watch the TV interviews.

Now that there is FUNNY.

Obama catching the ball did not bother me....

He cuaght it and handed it off to another kid. Thats what bothered me. Like he was a saviour giving the poor kid his ball.

There's 15-20 college football coaches just licking their lips, waiting for big salary increases after ND hires their next coach. And you know what? They'll get those fat increases, just to remain in their current job.

It's like the Yankees setting new benchmarks for primo free agents.

Unplug the TV/XBox/computer and GO OUTSIDE.

Problem solved.

Geeez. Its called PARENTING. My biggest problem (and my parents’) is getting my kids to be still for an hour. Of course, I don’t use a TV as a babysitter.

"Dottie, what can you tell us?"

"Johnny, it doesn’t look good for Tiger. He lost it completely. This is the shortest drive of his career and undoubtedly the worst."

"David, can you see where he is?"

"Nae, Johnny. I canna see him at all but I can tell you his lie is just as bad as his drive. Me Army pals would say he seems to have shit in his mess kit."

"Gary, where are you."

"From where I stand Johnny; his caddie should have told him not to go after this hole. Right now he’s wishing he’d kept the big dog in the bag."

“Fuzz?”

"I do not make Tiger Woods comments. You know that, John."

you must have mis-understood the context of my comment.

With the Wolverine foaming at the mouth, it would seem that ND football isn’t quite as irrelevant as the haters would have us believe.

"Like taking candy from a baby."

Uh-huh.
Show 'em exactly what they want to see, take it away and voila'.
A hooked sucker fish. LOL!!

"I would love to pull a Madoff on a bunch of rich left wing liberals, and donate all of it to conservative causes LOL!"

HA!!
But one wouldn't have to steal a thing, not necessary.
Just pose as an uber-Liberal and their wallets would open wide like a oyster. Clean out the pearls & be on your way.
Give the dough to whoever you want; of course, keeping me in mind first & foremost. LOL

"I think it’s legit. I got it from the GOP Arizona 8th Congressional District website"

Whoaaaaaa.
Was the tone as contemptible as my eyes read it?

Hey look deep into the wench's eyes, something.
I seriously don't think the bitch was conceived on Earth, meaning exactly what it sounds like.
I'm as serious as a heart attack.
There's something about that one that ain't right. Or even left FTM.

Time to get me buns outside, drain the hot tub.
They're calling for our first snow of the season, sure hate to be caught flatfooted.
K would never let me forget it. LOL

Oh the humanity. ND decided to rely on their own brand and forego participating in a collective bargaining agreement.

So should ND apologize for their financial success and be forced into a collective so those less fortunate can feel better about themselves or not?

ANYBODY doesn’t work.

Simmons voted ‘NO’ on the partial-birth ban. One of

HE voted to fund the UNFPA coercive abortion policy (China)
http://capwiz.com/nrlc/vote.xc?votenum=266&chamber=H&congress=1091&voteid=7763976&state=US

The partial-birth abortion bill passed the House by
> vote of
> > 281-142
> > REPUBLICANS voted 218-4
> > The four:
> > Greenwood PA
> > Kolbe, AZ
> > Johnson, CT
> > Simmons, CT
> >
> > Shays, CT voted YES
> >

http://www.govtrack.us/congress/vote.xpd?vote=h2003-530
> >

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Partial-Birth_Abortion_Ban_Act

> > Child Interstate Abortion Notification Act
> >
> > (to prevent 14 year old from being driven by the
> school nurse or
> > gym teacher from Springfield, MA to Hartford to get
> around the
> > Massachusetts parental notification law)
> > passed the HOUSE 270-157
> > REPUBLICANS voted 216-11
> > Simmons was one of the 11.
http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2005/roll144.xml

> > NARAL made the right choice in backing Simmons.

No problem

So, what do you call on 3rd and 43?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1zUKJVEw8&feature=related

It has been a long time since I was as impressed by a team based on a single game as I was with the Saints last nite. They were in the stratosphere. Brett Favre’s legend enhancing run this year may end in the Super Dome (if the Vikes don’t have their usual collapse earlier).

I was hoping that Lawrence Taylor would come across the screen and lay him out!

Or Terry Tate, Office Linebacker.

NFC playoff standings? Looks like NFL playoff standings.

There are still 5 weeks left by the way.

Hate to disagree but it’ll be the Dallas Cowboys and whoever wants to lose to them.

I can dream can’t I?

I think it’s legit. I got it from the GOP Arizona 8th Congressional District website ;-)

“An enterprising, albeit moral soul, must resist an overwhelming urge to take ‘em for every single cent to their names. LOL!!! “

Like taking candy from a baby. I would love to pull a Madoff on a bunch of rich left wing liberals, and donate all of it to conservative causes LOL!

Yeah alot of this is based on jealousy. Woods is the golden boy of my generation and when you’re on top people can’t wait to take you down a notch. I thought he always downplayed the racial stuff despite the constant urging of the PC liberal sports media. He has always been very private and IMO rather bland away from the golf course plus he continually backed up his image with stellar play. Can’t fault him for that. The guy messed around on his wife and she got pissed. Maybe it was a full blown international bang-a-thon or maybe it’s just some floozy and her friends exaggerating some minor flirtation. Either way, not exactly a unique story.

re #120, steph?
Is that a joke??

I *honestly* can't tell for sure. LOL
Is that telling, or what.

Yeah having a spouse violent enough to do physical damage is no big thing even with 2 young kids in the home

One:) it is common for someone who has been cheated on to lose it. She hasn't shown violent tendencies before so this is a one time deal, unless of course Tiger cheats some more. She isn't a violent person or we would have heard about it before. Two:)Tiger himself wants this to go away, therefore it should. It is a non-story, there are too many important things going on out there for the news media to be wasting time on this sh**.

"It's not clear, other than the brutal murder of a fire hydrant that he's done anything legally wrong."

Please, please, please ... don't forget or leave out the TREE that so many -- especially one idiot around here -- is upset about. Trees have been given special victim's status. SAVE THE TREES for pete's sake!!! Don't you dare minimize these vicious crimes by leaving out the tree!!!

"Looking at this list of social misfits, and degenerates, it is no wonder Obama got elected"

Uh-huh.
Quite the 'market'. LOL

Thing is?
With there being so many dolts who're just begging to be kicked in the kiester?
An enterprising, albeit moral soul, must resist an overwhelming urge to take 'em for every single cent to their names. LOL!!!

Interesting. The story on this broad is that she was a fairly normal girl, worked as a a producer for Bloomberg, engaged to be married, etc. Then her fiance died in the WTC on 9/11 and she had a nervous breakdown then re-invented herself as an NYC party girl complete with implants, lip injections and celebrity affairs. That’s good Bravo TV right there.

This is a sick witch hunt that needs to stop."

What you said, only bigger and bolder. It is sickening to read so many supposed "conservatives" treating a fellow citizen in this manner, for absolutely no valid reason whatsoever.

"Another strange OJ event."

How so? Has Tiger been cutting off heads? Beating his wife? Your statement is wholly stupid. Do you think Tiger deserves this treatment because he is an exceptional golfer or because he's ultra wealthy, or is it something else?

“He’s on ‘pain meds’.....this will be interesting....”

One report I read said the wife even ran into the house and showed the police the two prescription meds he was taking...but said she didn’t know if he had taken them.

“...President Obama is very doofy looking in that commercial....”

Pres__ent Øbama is very doofy looking in the Oval Office.

If one wants to be picky, one could say he is merely a grown man playing a game he enjoys by trying to get a little ball into a hole. And for which he gets loads of money.

"However, when he puts on the Steelers uniform, all that goes out the window."

I wish he would be putting on that Steeler uniform a little more often lately. We could use him!!

“...I’m not sure if he’s political or not, but I think his religous outlook causes him to do a lot of community service type of commercials....”

All that is fine and good. And I admire him for what he does. However, when he puts on the Steelers uniform, all that goes out the window. It would be funny as all get out to see TP put a snot bubbling de-cleater on zerØ.

On the lighter side............

Is Nancy Pelosi brilliant, or What?

San Francisco Examiner
May 21, 2009
Dumb as a box of Rocks

A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN CONGRESS,
TRUE STORY:

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function
where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

‘Would you mind telling me, Doctor,’ she asked, ‘how you detect a
mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal? ‘

‘Nothing is easier,’ he replied. ‘You ask a simple question which
anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that
puts you on the track.’

‘What sort of question?’ asked Pelosi.

Well, you might ask, ‘Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?’’

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, ‘You
wouldn’t happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don’t know much about history.’

you think that kept baby factory of a woman does the house cleaning? Yeah, I can just see her doing the morning dishes and cleaning the crud off the shower walls, and him taking out the garbage and cleaning the gutters.

I wouldn't be too sure of that. We've seen Tiger in the gorcery store twice, and both times he was there buying clothes soap. Make of that what you will.

Child Protection Services may have inquired about the safety of the Woods kids?

Here's an interesting comment in an article...

"If we're unable to meet with him, we'll move on with our investigation," Montes said. But she called the delays "very unusual, because it's such a minor accident."

Now, if the police are saying that this kind of delay is very unusual for "such a minor accident" -- then by inference and conclusion, I would say that the "charges" could only be "minor" too.... LOL...

Just so everyone knows... ya don't need an attorney to refuse to talk to the police. But, if the police are pressing you, then you might want to get one. Otherwise, never talk to the police under any circumstances...

And with the police always looking for a charge to put on someone (Hey! It's their job... LOL...), the best advice that you or I or anyone can get is to never ever talk to the police under any circumstances, anywhere at anytime...

Talking to the Police by Professor James Duane

Professor James Duane’s now famous 5th Amendment lecture - popularly known as “Don’t talk to the police!” - has amassed a considerable internet following. The lecture, given as part of Regent Law School’s spring preview weekend.

Whoosh!

Reputed 'Other Woman' Denies Affair with Tiger Woods

By Michael Y. Park
Monday November 30, 2009 08:00 AM EST

The so-called "other woman" whose name has surfaced in the wake of Tiger Woods's accident has hired a high-profile celebrity lawyer and issued an adamant denial of any relationship with the golfing champ.

"I did not have any involvement with him [Woods]," Rachel Uchitel told E! News. "Whatever was written in the Enquirer was not said by me, it was said by two people that claimed they were friends of mine, but they're not." She added: "I am overwhelmed, so I hired Gloria Allred to handle the situation. I don't want to get this much attention, and I wish everybody would leave me alone."

A partial quote from a news article...

[ ... ]

Woods met Florida's legal requirement by providing police with his driver's license, car registration and proof of insurance, and is not obliged to volunteer medical records, video from home security cameras or anything else investigators might want, prominent Florida lawyer Roy Black said.

"Any lawyer with a brain in their head is not going to allow him to talk to the police because nothing good can come of talking to the police," said Black, who defended William Kennedy Smith, a member of America's Kennedy clan, against a rape charge, and radio host Rush Limbaugh in a drug fraud case.

Woods said in a written statement on Sunday that the accident was his fault and was "obviously embarrassing to my family and me." He called irresponsible the "many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me."

[ ... ]

The Florida Highway Patrol said it had not made any comments on Woods' medical information, an apparent reference to a published report that investigators were seeking a search warrant for the hospital where the golfer was treated to obtain his medical records.

[ ... ]

Tiger unable to play in Chevron World Challenge

Injuries from car crash to prevent his participation
11/30/2009

Due to injuries sustained in a one-car accident last week, Tiger Woods will be unable to play in the 2009 Chevron World Challenge.

"I am extremely disappointed that I will not be at my tournament this week," Woods said. "I am certain it will be an outstanding event and I'm very sorry that I can't be there."

"We support Tiger's decision and are confident the strong field and excellent course will provide an exciting week of competition at the Chevron World Challenge, said Greg McLaughlin, Tiger Woods Foundation President & CEO

Woods will not participate in any other tournaments in 2009 and will return to action next year.

No kidding - but we ended on a good note. On to the whatever bowl - a W in any bowl will make the transition from crummy season to clean slate a lot easier.

Bob, if you do go to the cathedral, light one of them little candles - I’ll reimburse you.

All the best from the Sooner nation,

‘Glum

I think Tiger is a proxy for Obama.

What? Tiger is actually the antithesis of Obama. He has gone out and earned everything he has and has worked his ass of for it. Obama has never accomplished anything on his own. Unitl this incident there has never been even a hint of scandal. You never hear anything about him other than on the golf course.

Tiger Woods 911 Call

Yeah..., just think if a FReeper wrote the following after an accident with a neighbor's fire hydrant and tree....

---

Statement from Tiger Woods

11/29/09

As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.

This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.

LOL!

The police should just shut up and go away.

Yeah having a spouse violent enough to do physical damage is no big thing even with 2 young kids in the home

“Dr. Phil must have a humongous boner at the mere thought of Mr. & Mrs tiger as guests for his couch?
How about the Opray-Dopepray? ~eh? She’s, well, stimulated. {~think hippopotamus in rut...} :o)
THEN there’s Ellen DeGenerate!! GREAT. *Guests* testifying to her audience —in a rear-end sort of way— queerdom’s the only way to go!!
And of course let us not forget the X-mayor wacko Jerry Springer!! Could have ‘em both on, live; whereby, they’d be extended the opportunity to really finish the fight!!
A ratings bonanza. LOL!!”

Looking at this list of social misfits, and degenerates, it is no wonder Obama got elected ;-)

I know... Personal tragedy? Mortifying moment? Death? Chum in the ocean, and FReepers react like sharks, tearing, ripping, making fun of.

I wonder how those who dance merrily on the worse moment of another's life would feel if that moment was their's, to be played out before the world, with sharks swimming by, taking pieces, just because it is fun...

Not political, but check out how accurate Brees can throw: Science behind Drew Brees