As you seem to need it so desperately, I thought I'd give all you good liberal boys and girls, at such august places as the New York slimes, WA er,eh, ALPO, Disgrace the Nation and This Week's River of Tears, a few pointers on how to write new and fresh headlines. You seem to to be stuck in a horrible rut. Those two words, "sparks outrage" are in every paper, every newscast. In fact, trying to be a responsible writer I tried to count all of the times "sparks outrage" has been used in the last year. Well, I...