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  • Our Bodies, Our Zots

    06/16/2009 8:04:09 PM PDT · by newpaleoconontheblock · 63 replies · 1,491+ views
    The New PaleoZOTS On The Block ^ | June 16th | Jeremiah Whitmoore
    Or so says one poster at freerepublic.com regarding Ahmadinejad. However, I doubt this individual lives in Iran or has any rational reason to fret about being "stuck with him". The destruction of our communities, religion, and logical thought processes after decades of indoctrination and consumer capitalism allows the modern American to personalize every struggle as their own; although they live a life absolutely free of their so called "struggles". Its the same reason our sick populace is obsessed with sports (people actually think they are on the team) and celebrities (Free Michael Jackson so he can put out his next...
  • peace (none for the victims of zotunism)

    06/21/2009 4:40:19 AM PDT · by dericmccloud · 68 replies · 1,940+ views
    newyork times | 6-20-09 | dericmccloud
    i think we could form a more perfect union if we could find peace in the nation and abroad.we should not be dictators.dictatorship ended in the early 1960's.some say cummnuism is where you share your countrys' wealth.i'm more in favor sharing wealth with the united and free world.
  • Zotted, searching for Illuminati

    05/31/2009 10:04:12 PM PDT · by Illuminati searcher · 64 replies · 1,909+ views
    <p>I am searching for members of the Illuminati. I am interested in joining or being invited. I'm willing to do what it takes. Please e-mail me at landondunham64@yahoo.com. Thank you in advance.</p>
  • Making the case for a Breeder's License (zzzzzoooootttt!!!! Dead Chow!)

    06/02/2009 9:54:33 AM PDT · by mikeyx · 72 replies · 1,879+ views
    Crispy Critter
    As in regulating who should and shouldn't be licensed to give birth. In thinking about this take into account the following: Already in effect: 1) Society reserves the right to license any State Sanctioned Marriage 2) Adoption Agencies already screen perspective parents on the basis of fitness to be a parent. 3) The Roman Catholic Church has a system of Counseling prior to marriage. These are things already set up and basically accepted in society, so this is only mildly expanding the theory. Now walk through any Trailer Park, 6 Flags or Walmart and look around you and consider the...
  • Am I the Only One who is sick and tired of "I'd Hit It"?

    04/20/2007 11:50:28 AM PDT · by CharlesWayneCT · 2,302 replies · 43,499+ views
    VANITY | TODAY | SELF
    I've never posted a straight Vanity before. But I am sick and tired of this good conservative, generally religious site being overrun by people posting "I'd hit it", whenever a picture of a good-looking girl is displayed. It's demeaning, it's immoral, and I guess I'm just a prude but announcing to the world that you'd like to have sex with a woman based on her picture, like she was some object, hardly seems like the appropriate attitude on a conservative political site. But rather than post in response to any particular person, I figured I'd just vent here where everybody...
  • Joe's Zot of the Week

    05/22/2009 10:12:59 AM PDT · by joejoejoe1 · 1,572 replies · 15,847+ views
    blog | 5/22/09
    Joe's Babe of the Week: Debbie Stabenow
  • Achterste van bouwvakker ontploft op toilet(guy blown up in a honey bucket after lighting a match)

    05/26/2009 1:34:11 PM PDT · by llevrok · 39 replies · 1,063+ views
    HLN.BE ^ | 5/26/09
    Een Duitse bouwvakker heeft de verrassing van zijn leven beleefd. Op zoek naar wc-papier ontstak hij een lucifer in een pikdonker toilet op een werf in Oberschleiheim. Door een chemische reactie ontplofte de hele handel. Metselaar Swen Friedmann (33) bleef achter met ernstige brandwonden aan zijn billen. Het werftoilet is goed voor de schroothoop. (eb)
  • Parts of Nearby Galaxy Mysteriously Missing (OK 'fess up Freepers, which one of you took it?)

    05/26/2009 9:24:23 AM PDT · by Joiseydude · 75 replies · 1,548+ views
    FoxNews ^ | Tuesday, May 26, 2009
    The giant galaxy Messier 87 has finally been sized up, but outer parts that should have been there are missing, scientists now find. The galaxy is smaller than expected. Messier 87 belongs to the Virgo Cluster of galaxies, the nearest galaxy cluster to our own Milky Way. The relatively young cluster is located about 50 million light-years away in the constellation Virgo and contains many hundreds of galaxies. A team of astronomers used the super-efficient FLAMES spectrograph at the European Southern Observatory's (ESO) Very Large Telescope in Chile to make ultra-precise measurements of a host of planetary nebulae in the...
  • The Zotunist Manifesto (The Viking Kitties killed Che)

    05/20/2009 8:51:45 PM PDT · by fr78 · 99 replies · 2,574+ views
    As the Constitution of the United States of America was drafted solely by racist, slaveowning members of the capitalist class, it is time to acknowledge that the document is morally corrupt and must be scrapped. In its place, a new order based upon the will of the oppressed worker's class will be drafted and enacted. 1) The "right" to "free" speech must be destroyed. The propaganda of the white christian capitalist class must be censured and silenced, violently if neccessary. To this end, ALL communication advocating religion, private property, and opression of the workers must be punished by execution. All...
  • ConservativeXpress Proudly Banned From Free Republic! Thank You For Your ZOT!

    05/16/2009 7:03:22 PM PDT · by trying17 (AKA DrGop0821) · 336 replies · 10,732+ views
    Even Sean Hannity has written off Free Republic, saying "Everyone I knew basically left because of so much childish immature personal attacks, the propensity there to eat their own." [Listen to Sean Hannity’s Statement about Free Republic. ] I was suspended from "conservative" site Free Republic for having an opinion. It's amazing that a so called site dedicated to "Free" would ban someone for having an opinion. I encourage anyone to feel free to post my material on Free Republic or elsewhere as I will no longer be posting on that site. (If anyone knows of other open forums similar...
  • Time to hear from the Mods?

    05/02/2009 8:59:42 PM PDT · by restornu · 301 replies · 9,145+ views
    May 3, 2009
    How are you doing and I wonder what was some of your memorable experiences. Is there anything you would like to say or vent?:) And thank you!
  • CONFLICKER IS A ZOTSCREEN!!!!

    04/01/2009 10:00:55 AM PDT · by SPACEMAN DERR · 88 replies · 2,171+ views
    WYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWYWY
    LISTEN!! THE CONFICKER WORM IS A DISTRACTION! ITS JUST A HARMLESS WORM! THE REAL VIRUS HAS ALREADY BEEN PUT INTO THE MATRIX LAST WEEK!! YES!!! ITS A VIRUS CALLED MESSIAH!! ITS SET UP BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SO THAT BARACK OBAMA CAN TAKE OVER ALL OF OUR COMPUTERS AND READ OUR MINDS!!!! YES!!! IT CANT BE DETECTED! ITS TOO LATE TO REMOVE IT NOW!!! BARACK OBAMA IS GOING TO CONTROL ALL OF THE INTERNET AT 9:45 PST!! HES GOING TO BE WATCHING US ALL AND..... Hello! Im Barack Obama! I am Jesus Christ! Don't pay any attention what was said....
  • Can anyone define these sentences for me: “Ego venit , ego posteri , ego eram zotted.”

    04/12/2009 12:15:48 PM PDT · by 1believer · 1,977 replies · 15,829+ views
    # De Principiis Cogitandi. Liber Secundus. (1 result) 11 Visa tamen tardi demum inclementia morbi # Luna habitabilis (1 result) 24 Visa tibi ante oculos, et nota major imago.
  • Retread Ron Paul spammer (Gardiner Atse this time) zotted again

    04/09/2009 6:18:16 PM PDT · by 50mm · 159 replies · 4,819+ views
    April 10, 2009 | 50mm
    Got this spam a few minutes ago in my FReepmail: Hello Friend, I have been a long admirer of yours here at the Free Republic. So I thought I’d take the time to write a personal letter to only you to inform you about Ron Paul’s Campaign for Liberty. Please keep this letter between just us. After Paul dropped out of the 2008 GOP primary; he started the Campaign for Liberty. It has since grown into the largest Constitutionalist, Austrian economics advocacy group in America with over 140,000 members. Their latest project is to pass H.R. 1207: the audit the...
  • Post some good jokes

    03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT · by A_cool_guy · 2,637 replies · 20,989+ views
    I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here? Thanks, A_cool_guy
  • Is my person injury lawyer zotting me right?

    03/24/2009 1:55:33 PM PDT · by Trying to do right · 127 replies · 2,423+ views
    vanity | 3/24/09 | vanity
    I'm getting $90,000 settlement for a car accident with the attorney getting $30,000, the physical therapist getting $11,400, and me getting $45,711, and a bunch of small amounts to various providers. What are the things I have to watch out for so that I know I'm being treated correctly by my attorney?
  • Crowd cheered Metrodome sexcapade (Wild and crazy Iowans at the football game!)

    11/25/2008 2:55:04 PM PST · by MplsSteve · 258 replies · 8,395+ views
    Minneapolis StarTribune (aka The Red Star) ^ | 11/25/08 | Paul Walsh - Staff Reporter
    While the Iowa Hawkeyes were scoring at will on the field Saturday night, two fans from the Hawkeye State also were scoring elsewhere in the Metrodome. Police say that a man and woman were "having relations" in one of the bathroom stalls as a crowd cheered them on. The man, 26 and from Linden, Iowa, and the woman 38 and from Carroll, Iowa, were cited for misdemeanor indecent conduct. He was released to his girlfriend and she to her husband, police said. A security guard came upon the scene in the handicapped stall, police said. Police were summoned, and they...
  • Pub evacuated after Monty Python prop mistaken for grenade

    03/20/2009 5:05:31 PM PDT · by justlurking · 38 replies · 6,220+ views
    Telegraph (UK) ^ | 2008-03-19 | Matthew Moore
    Bomb disposal teams were called in and buildings evacuated after workmen mistook a Monty Python film prop for a hand grenade. Water company engineers spotted the object when they lifted up a fire hydrant cover during work on a street in Shoreditch, east London. The road was cordoned off and a nearby pub was evacuated amid fears that the "grenade" could explode.
  • ZOT in the USA: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers OF KITTY FOOD

    03/02/2009 11:41:08 AM PST · by krh6626 · 83 replies · 2,289+ views
    ABC News ^ | Feb. 28, 2009 | EWEN CALLAWAY
    A new study shows that the states that consume the most porn tend to be more conservative and religious than states with lower levels of consumption.
  • Zombie science

    03/15/2009 5:07:57 PM PDT · by devere · 11 replies · 1,264+ views
    Medical Hypotheses ^ | September 2008 | Bruce G Charlton, MD
    Although the classical ideal is that scientific theories are evaluated by a careful teasing-out of their internal logic and external implications, and checking whether these deductions and predictions are in-line-with old and new observations; the fact that so many vague, dumb or incoherent scientific theories are apparently believed by so many scientists for so many years is suggestive that this ideal does not necessarily reflect real world practice. In the real world it looks more like most scientists are quite willing to pursue wrong ideas for so long as they are rewarded with a better chance of achieving more grants,...