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April 29, 2019 (MassResistance) — Last month we reported how Houston MassResistance activists exposed a Houston Public Library "Drag Queen" as a convicted child sex offender. Now, it turns out that a second Houston Public Library Drag Queen was convicted of multiple sexual assaults against young children, according to records uncovered by Houston MassResistance activists. The man has also written a lurid article describing his work as a transgender prostitute. And he was photographed at a Drag Queen Story Hour (DQSH) event carrying a rubber chicken — a symbol used by homosexuals to indicate a sexual preference for young boys....

After liberal protesters set up a 30-foot inflatable chicken outside the White House, President Trump’s supporters joyfully appropriated the image for their memes. On Reddit, Trump fans rendered the chicken into meme-worthy images, setting free a torrent of pro-Trump chicken memes: We love our GEOTUS chicken, don’t we folks? This is our meme now,” wrote user marchosias0.

So Wednesday a funny thing happened on the hill as leftist morons decided to "Mock President Trump" by inflating a giant inflatable Chicken with a Trump style hairdo on it. They did this to send a signal about Trump "Playing Chicken with North Korea". This would be akin to Chamberlain Supporters in England right before world war II putting a inflatable chicken with a hat on it's head and a cigar in it's mouth to mock Winston Churchill for "Playing chicken with the NAZIs" Immediately the internet meme patrols on 4chan and the Reddit The_Donald got to work subverting it...

The White House has an unusual onlooker Wednesday -- a large, inflatable chicken with golden orange hair. The inflatable chicken, situated on the Ellipse facing 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, is a visual that organizers of the Tax Day March have used in the past to coax President Trump to release his tax returns. Tax Day March events in cities from D.C. to Chicago to San Francisco this year have featured the large poultry prop as they protest Mr. Trump's decision to break with the tradition of recent presidents to release their tax information.

So like Dude... I learned that the capitol of Texas is Cuba. That means that the capitol of Arizona is like, Brazil. WHOA DUDE! IT MUST BE! Uh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh...

STEVENSVILLE, Md. -- Maryland gubernatorial candidate Doug Duncan has at least one vote. He performed the Heimlich maneuver on a supporter who choked on a chicken sandwich during a campaign lunch stop over the weekend. Queen Anne's County Commissioner Gene Ransom got a bite of his meal stuck in his throat. Duncan jumped up and thrust his fists into the commissioner's gut three times and out it popped. Ransom said it was a terrifying experience. Duncan's visit was part of his tour of every county in the state. Duncan, a Democrat, announced his bid for governor last week.

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