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  • MCCAIN: OBAMA'S TRAYVON COMMENTS 'VERY IMPRESSIVE'

    07/21/2013 11:34:56 AM PDT · by barmag25 · 147 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 21 Jul 2013 | BEN SHAPIRO
    On Sunday, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) appeared on CNN’s State of the Union, where he called President Obama’s Friday comments on Trayvon Martin and race “very impressive.” He said, “I think we should continue to make progress,” but added that “we still have a long way to go,” even as he declined to “second guess” the verdict in the George Zimmerman case. McCain stated that “we were probably too optimistic” about race relations in the aftermath of the election of the country’s first black president. “I think old prejudices die hard,” McCain said. ‘We have made significant progress, but I...
  • George Washington University Professors: Obama on Mt. Rushmore – Eventually

    05/23/2013 8:24:31 AM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 98 replies
    George Washington University Professors: Obama on Mt. Rushmore – Eventually Posted By Katherine Rodriguez - George Washington University On May 23, 2013 @ 2:04 am In Fix Exclusives,Image Slider | No Comments A handful of George Washington University political and history professors largely support the idea of adding President Barack Obama’s face to Mount Rushmore – just not quite yet. According to a survey conducted by The College Fix, three out of the 10 George Washington University history and political science professors questioned via email replied it’s simply too soon for Obama’s likeness to be immortalized on Mount Rushmore National...
  • Chelsea Clinton puts her religious roots to academic use as she lands new job as 'multifaith'

    05/21/2013 10:47:40 AM PDT · by ColdOne · 66 replies
    dailymail.co.uk ^ | 5/21/13 | Daily Mail Reporter
    full title.....Chelsea Clinton puts her religious roots to academic use as she lands new job as 'multifaith' leader at New York University Chelsea Clinton, who is a member of the United Methodist Church, has landed a new job at New York University as co-founder and co-chair of its brand-new 'multifaith initiative,' Of Many Institute. The 33-year-old's role, which is yet to be formerly announced, will aim to develop multifaith dialogue and 'support a new generation of religious and civic leaders who. . . [will] reach across faith boundaries to solve social problems together,' explains the NYU website.
  • Seeing Politico 44's Tagline:'A Living Diary of the Obama Presidency' Just Makes Me Want to Puke

    02/27/2013 4:26:10 PM PST · by lbryce · 7 replies
    Reading the Politico 44 article at FR about our new Secretary of Defense, Politico quotes Obama as the US now having the Defense Secretary it needs triggered within me a downward emotional process of anger, bitterness, revulsion at what is so very palpable, the meticulously orchestrated all-encompassing Machiavellian plan by Obama that touches upon every facet of American power, life that he has long been watering at the mouth in which to facilitate, bring to fruition, to render America a geopolitical non-entity, economically, militarily. His plan involving the various, disparate components, aspects that have made America great, now in the...
  • Obama Says He Has Become More Humble

    02/26/2013 2:19:28 PM PST · by mbarker12474 · 86 replies
    Obama in NewPort News Virginia via the Weekly Standard ^ | 26 Feb 2013 | The Obamessiah via Weekly Standard
    http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/obama-ive-become-more-humble_704715.html Obama: I've 'Become More Humble' 2:08 PM, Feb 26, 2013 • By DANIEL HALPER President Barack Obama admitted today in a Virginia speech that he's "become more humble": "But in order for us to make that happen I'm going to need you. You know, the one thing about being president is, after four years, you get pretty humble. You'd think maybe you wouldn't but actually you become more humble--you realize what you don't know," said Obama.
  • Mitt Romney: A good man. The right fight.(Look at THIS BS)!

    11/28/2012 12:23:53 PM PST · by US Navy Vet · 45 replies
    The Washington ComPost ^ | November 28 2012 | By Stuart Stevens
    Stuart Stevens was the chief strategist for the Romney presidential campaign. Over the years, one of the more troubling characteristics of the Democratic Party and the left in general has been a shortage of loyalty and an abundance of self-loathing. It would be a shame if we Republicans took a narrow presidential loss as a signal that those are traits we should emulate. I appreciate that Mitt Romney was never a favorite of D.C.’s green-room crowd or, frankly, of many politicians. That’s why, a year ago, so few of those people thought that he would win the Republican nomination. But...
  • Where Do liberals Get their News?

    10/23/2012 10:05:36 AM PDT · by SLB · 12 replies
    MRCTV ^ | Oct 23, 2012 | Dan Joseph
    BARF ALERT.
  • GOP’s Worst Nightmare: Electoral Stalemate, Constitutional crisis

    05/23/2012 7:04:42 AM PDT · by LucianOfSamasota · 42 replies
    Townhall ^ | May 23, 2012 | Michael Medved
    This column originally appeared in THE DAILY BEAST. In looking ahead toward the November election, Republican strategists should take proactive steps to avoid a damaging, dangerous conclusion to the presidential race and to prevent the very real chance that Mitt Romney will win the Electoral College even while losing the popular vote badly to Barack Obama. The problem stems from the lopsided margins President Obama will surely pile up in a few uncontested states with big populations, including California, New York, Illinois and Massachusetts. Mr. Romney, meanwhile, will prevail by comparable margins in only relatively small states: Utah, Idaho, the...
  • Michelle Obama to America: ‘We Are Blessed to Have Him’

    05/01/2012 9:02:24 AM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 42 replies
    Michelle Obama to America: ‘We Are Blessed to Have Him’ By Terence P. Jeffrey May 1, 2012 (CNSNews.com) - First Lady Michelle Obama said at a campaign event in Tucson, Ariz., on Monday evening that ‘we are blessed” to have her husband as president, telling the audience that when he sits down in the evening to read letters that people have sent him about their troubles he sometimes turns to her and says: "Michelle, this ain’t right. We’ve got to fix this. We have so much more to do." “We need to keep moving forward,” Mrs. Obama said. In the...
  • Romney Quotes His Favorite Patriotic Songs and Offers Voters an Interpretation (Mitt Pukefest)

    01/01/2012 12:31:21 PM PST · by lbryce · 19 replies
    New York Times ^ | December 31, 2011 | Ashley Parker
    Iowans have spent the last week getting to know Mitt Romney as presidential candidate, businessman and ... performance artist? As Mr. Romney has rolled across the state on a three-day bus tour, he has been breaking into song — or at least reciting the lyrics of his favorite patriotic anthems. “I love that song: ‘O beautiful, for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain,’ ” Mr. Romney said of “America the Beautiful” at a stop in Mason City on Thursday. “If you count corn as an amber wave of grain, why, you have them right here. What a wonderful place...
  • Is This Man the G.O.P.’s Best Bet for 2012? (NYT's David Brooks pretty sold on Romney at this time)

    09/29/2011 7:48:38 PM PDT · by SeekAndFind · 49 replies
    New York Times ^ | 09/29/2011 | By DAVID BROOKS AND GAIL COLLINS
    Gail Collins: David, are you reconciled to the fact that Mitt Romney is going to be the Republican presidential nominee? David Brooks: Oh, I went through that phase a few weeks ago after the debate at the Reagan library. That’s the night I noticed Romney was the best candidate in the field. Since then I’ve noticed that he has given three debate performances that are better than any Barack Obama has given in his life. (Obama’s a better speechmaker, but Romney’s a better debater.) So now I’m settling into the idea that Romney might well be president. This will be...
  • 35 lb. bag of vomit left in Pa. Bed, Bath, & Beyond parking lot.

    06/27/2011 10:43:53 AM PDT · by Mikey_1962 · 64 replies
    Channel 2 news ^ | 6-22-11 | STAFF
    An employee of Bed, Bath & Beyond in St. Davids Square shopping center reported to Radnor Township Police on June 5 a package containing human vomit was left in the parking lot there. He estimated that about 35 pounds of vomit was in the package discovered June 5 and stated that a similar package was left in the same spot the week before. According to the employee, the package was concealed in a white kitchen trash bag and placed about 10 parking rows from the store behind a tree. Radnor Police redacted information that describes what the hidden package was...
  • Fierce Obama SEAL Doll Released

    05/13/2011 9:31:31 AM PDT · by Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! · 81 replies · 1+ views
    nbcconnecticut.com ^ | May 11, 2011 | LeAnne Gendreau
    Hero Builders An Oxford company has released an action figure inspired by the capture of Osama bin Laden. Navy SEALs have become national heroes since news broke that they took down Osama bin Laden, so it’s fitting that the newest action figure from a Connecticut company is a fierce looking President Barack Obama as a SEAL. The minute Obama said late on the night of May 1 that the U.S. had found and killed bin Laden, Emil Vicale knew which his action figure company’s would make next -- Rambama. On Wednesday morning, Hero Builders released the Obama SEAL Team 6...
  • Newsweek Editor Wins 'Obamagasm' Award: Obama 'Sort of God'

    05/09/2011 10:06:54 AM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 37 replies
    Newsweek Editor Wins 'Obamagasm' Award: Obama 'Sort of God' Monday, May 09, 2011 By Eric Scheiner (CNSNews.com) - The Media Research Center held it’s 2011 Gala and DisHonors Awards event this past Saturday. The DisHonors awards recognizes and roasts the liberal media’s worst moments, with winners in several different categories and an overall ‘winner’ with a ‘Quote Of the Year’. In the “Obamagasm Award” category, the winner was Newsweek Editor Evan Thomas who said, “Reagan [at the 1984 D-Day commemoration] was all about America, and you talked about it. Obama is, ‘We are above that now. We're not just parochial,...
  • Saul Anuzis for RNC Chair.

    01/14/2011 11:21:53 AM PST · by therightliveswithus · 3 replies
    Pundit Press ^ | 1/14/2011 | Timothy Knight
    As National Republicans head into this morning's bi-annual Chairmanship election, we can all agree on one thing: Michael Steele, our current Chairman, must be replaced today. His gaffes (abortion, Afghanistan, southern strategy) insulted core constituencies, and his horrible fiscal management skills (record low contributions; record high debt) has cost the RNC millions of dollars. But as to who we support? That has divided Republicans sharply. Maria Cino is a former Bush Administration official who worked in both the Commerce and Transportation departments. She is also a former Deputy RNC Chairman who has worked closely with pro-abortion Republican organizations in the...
  • Hillary Clinton For President Ad Hits TV

    09/03/2010 5:23:35 AM PDT · by Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! · 68 replies
    realclearpolitics.com/video ^ | September 2, 2010 | realclearpolitics.com
    CNN: "She has more experience working in and with the White House than most living presidents. She is one of the most admired women in our nation's history. Let's make sure the president we should have elected in 2008 will be on the ballot in 2012. Hillary 2012: Hillary Clinton for President. Start now. Where there's a Hill there's a way," says an ad that began running on television in New Orleans Wednesday. Click here to watch the Video from Youtube
  • Unruly Phillies Fan Assaults, Vomits on Cop and His Family

    04/16/2010 6:51:42 AM PDT · by Arec Barrwin · 53 replies · 1,452+ views
    NBC Philadelphia ^ | April 16, 2010 | Vince Lattanzio
    NBC Philadelphia Unruly Phillies Fan Assaults, Vomits on Cop and His Family Man and 11-year-old daughter were intentionally thrown up on by fan, police say By VINCE LATTANZIO Updated 8:09 AM EDT, Fri, Apr 16, 2010 Philadelphia Police A man is behind bars after allegedly assaulting an off-duty Easton police captain and his two daughters at Citizens Bank Park. Capt. Michael Vangelo and his 16- and 11-year-old girls drove down from the Lehigh Valley to watch the Phillies take on the Washington Nationals Wednesday night when the alleged assault occurred, police said. Vangelo, 43, says from the moment his family...
  • NJ voter exposes GOP Cap & Tax-er, Frank LoBiondo’s constitutional ignorance.

    04/07/2010 6:03:38 PM PDT · by Leisler · 5 replies · 472+ views
    michellemalkin.com ^ | April 7, 2010 | michelle malkin
    Click here for GOP puke song and dance.
  • It's the law of the land: Health overhaul signed

    03/23/2010 4:21:28 PM PDT · by Ezekiel · 31 replies · 767+ views
    Yahoo (AP) ^ | 23 March 2010 | By JENNIFER LOVEN, AP White House Correspondent
    WASHINGTON – Claiming a historic triumph that could define his presidency, a jubilant Barack Obama signed a massive, nearly $1 trillion health care overhaul on Tuesday that will for the first time cement insurance coverage as the right of every U.S. citizen and begin to reshape the way virtually all Americans receive and pay for treatment. After more than a year of hyperpartisan struggle — and numerous near-death moments for the measure — Obama declared "a new season in America" as he sealed a victory denied to a line of presidents stretching back more than half a century. Democratic lawmakers...
  • EXCERPTS OF THE PRESIDENT'S STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS

    01/27/2010 4:30:51 PM PST · by tarpit · 51 replies · 1,033+ views
    Drudge Report ^ | 1/27/10 | drudge
    EXCERPTS OF THE PRESIDENT'S STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS Wed Jan 27 2010 19:13:14 ET We face big and difficult challenges. And what the American people hope – what they deserve – is for all of us, Democrats and Republicans, to work through our differences; to overcome the numbing weight of our politics. For while the people who sent us here have different backgrounds and different stories and different beliefs, the anxieties they face are the same. The aspirations they hold are shared. A job that pays the bill. A chance to get ahead. Most of all, the ability to...
  • Michelle Obama on Maxim.com's 2009-100 HOT WOMEN LIST

    12/09/2009 8:04:41 PM PST · by Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! · 67 replies · 2,234+ views
    maxim.com/girls/hot-100 ^ | maxim.com/girls/hot-100
    http://www.maxim.com/girls/hot-100/79081/2009-hot-100-100-91.html#9
  • Michelle Obama, dating advisor to the world's single females

    11/10/2009 11:45:56 PM PST · by malkee · 25 replies · 1,035+ views
    Telegraph ^ | 11/11/09 | Bryony Gordon
    Pass the sick bucket. This week Michelle Obama, first lady, wife, mom, has taken on a new role, as dating adviser to the world’s single females. In an interview with American Glamour magazine, she clearly sets out her policy on one of the most pressing social issues facing young women. Rule number one: don’t pick a man just because of his looks. “Cute’s good,” says the woman married to the cutest political leader the world has ever seen. “But cute only lasts for so long, and then it’s, 'Who are you as a person?’" “That’s the advice I would give...
  • ‘Brangelina’ or The Obamas? – Who Is ‘Sexiest Couple’ In New Poll?

    08/24/2009 2:01:28 PM PDT · by pissant · 20 replies · 797+ views
    Access Hollywood ^ | 8/24/09 | Some Idiot
    LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- The summer’s headlines have been dominated by the death of pop icons, reality star relationships gone wrong and the Commander-in-Chief and First Lady. Parade.com has taken the pulse of America to find out what everyone has been talking about the most in its annual Summer Pop Culture Poll. It’s been decades since people considered the White House residents sexy, but in 2009, The Obama’s earned the second spot – just behind Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie – as “sexiest couple,” according to readers. The First Lady was also deemed “biggest trendsetter” in the country, earning a...
  • (Pig) Ryan O'Neal hits on daughter at Farah's funeral

    08/05/2009 5:03:52 AM PDT · by meandog · 17 replies · 2,084+ views
    boston herald ^ | 8.4.09 | simone press
    Maybe he was blinded by grief, but is anyone else weirded out by Ryan O’Neal’s admission in Vanity Fair that he tried to hit on his own daughter at the funeral of his lady love Farrah Fawcett? Ew. “I had just put the casket in the hearse and I was watching it drive away when a beautiful blonde woman comes up and embraces me,” O’Neal admits in the September issue. “I said to her, ‘You have a drink on you? You have a car?’ She said, ‘Daddy - it’s me, Tatum!’ I was just trying to be funny with a...
  • Today's NY Times Front Page Leads With 7 Heroic Color Pictures of Obama.

    05/31/2009 3:15:02 PM PDT · by FormerACLUmember · 112 replies · 6,056+ views
    NY Slimes ^ | 5/31/09 | NY Times Staff
    Just when you thought the propaganda from the NY Slimes could not get more loathsome and preposterous.
  • Tennessee recruit deserves second chance, but not a scholarship (blood pressure warning)

    05/09/2009 5:08:08 PM PDT · by CowboyJay · 21 replies · 1,659+ views
    Sports illustrated ^ | Friday May 8, 2009 | Andy Staples
    Every time I read about Daniel Hood, I feel worse for Xavier Ramos. Hood is an offensive lineman from Knoxville (Tenn.) Catholic High who signed a letter of intent earlier this week to play football at Tennessee. He will be on scholarship in the fall. Five years ago, Hood was convicted of kidnapping and aggravated rape. According to court documents published by the Knoxville News-Sentinel, as a 13-year-old Hood helped a 17-year-old boy bind Hood's 14-year-old cousin to a bed with duct tape and then watched as the older boy sexually assaulted her with a household object. -snip- That player...
  • Fainting Over Obama [Audience member swoons at the FBI, presidential teleprompter reading]

    04/29/2009 5:42:30 AM PDT · by Aquinasfan · 13 replies · 675+ views
    President Obama's tour of government agencies has had the feel of campaign rallies -- screaming supporters, stump speeches, etc. And today at the FBI came another similarity -- an employee at the event apparently fainted... He told the workers that it happened all the time while he was running for president last year, and the person was almost always just fine. "People were falling out all the time," he said with a [nauseating] smile [and nose in the air].
  • Entrepreneur-in-chief? (Barf Alert)

    03/07/2009 5:37:02 PM PST · by Sequoyah101 · 27 replies · 676+ views
    Market Watch ^ | March 7, 2009 | Craig Benson and Leonard Schlesinger
    Entrepreneurs have a mindset and orientation to work their way through uncertainty by taking action. "Making things happen" is the hallmark of an entrepreneur, and it defines our 44th president.
  • What's good for Rush Limbaugh is bad for Republicans

    01/29/2009 9:48:49 PM PST · by indcons · 124 replies · 3,566+ views
    National Post ^ | David Frum
    Gallup's latest polling reveals the continuing collapse of the Republican party's base vote. The news is so very bad that there will be only one possible response from GOP party leadership and our radio talkers: Ignore it. --SNIP-- Instead, our congressmen talk to and about Rush Limbaugh like Old Bolsheviks praising Comrade Stalin at their show trials. Rush is right! We see eye to eye with Rush! There is no truth outside Rush! Rush and Hannity and O’Reilly and Ann Coulter and the others have their place and their role. They spoke for an important section of public opinion, and...
  • OBAMA SKIPPED BUSH GOODBYE?

    01/15/2009 6:13:17 PM PST · by RushingWater · 335 replies · 17,824+ views
    Drudge Report ^ | 01/15/2009 | Drudge
    At 8 pm, just as pres bush began his farewell speech peotus obama left blair house for the 30 second drive to equinox restaurant on connecticut and I st. Pool is holding outside... DEVELOPING...
  • Comcast launches all-Obama channel

    01/13/2009 11:22:27 PM PST · by indcons · 56 replies · 1,845+ views
    Do you need Obama coverage 24 hours a day? In several markets, Comcast cable is launching an all-Obama, On Demand channel. (In D.C., it's channel 963). Leading up to Inauguration, the channel will offer a number of Obama-related programs, according to a release: "Barack Obama’s most famous speeches to date, from his keynote address at the Democratic National Convention in 2004 through his election night victory speech in Grant Park; Barack Obama biography; Michelle Obama’s 2008 Democratic National Convention speech; a tour of the White House; and the history of Air Force One."
  • Did Anyone Catch Katie Couric's Sign off on Friday? (Vanity)

    11/09/2008 5:27:04 PM PST · by PeteePie · 75 replies · 1,483+ views
    CBS Evening News ^ | 11/10/2008 | None
    Okay you'll have to excuse the lateness in following up on what I heard. I (temporarily) live and work in a different time zone than most of you (US CST + 9) and I wasn't able to log on yesterday. Anyway we're listening to AFN radio after the night shift Friday morning, which equated to approximately 5:24pm EST. On the second of the two stations available, we were treated to an audio broadcast the CBS Evening News w/ Kat-ie Couric. After the final human interest segment she signs off to the contributing reporter with, "Enjoy your first post-election weekend, I...
  • All Republicans pay attention

    10/25/2008 10:38:58 PM PDT · by godlandusa · 33 replies · 618+ views
    Please support Mr. McCain. He belongs to our party. He is better than the opposition. That must be our singular focus at the moment and for the next 10 days. If you cannot bring yourself to support him, please hold your breath until after the election. That's the least you can do for our party. God bless USA and McCain
  • Senator Kyle on Foxnews (Bipartisan Puke)

    09/29/2008 2:10:34 PM PDT · by Maelstorm · 19 replies · 885+ views
    www.foxnews.com ^ | Sept 29,2008 | Me
    I just saw Senator Kyle on Foxnews. He would not respond to Democrat attacks. What in the hell is wrong with Republicans?
  • AP-Yahoo poll shows McCain winning back unhappy Republicans

    04/17/2008 6:10:40 AM PDT · by tlb · 155 replies · 202+ views
    AP ^ | Apr 17, 2008 | ALAN FRAM and TREVOR TOMPSON
    WASHINGTON (AP) - Republicans are no longer underdogs in the race for the White House. To pull that off, John McCain has attracted disgruntled GOP voters, independents and even some moderate Democrats who shunned his party last fall. Partly thanks to an increasingly likable image, the Republican presidential candidate has pulled even with the two Democrats still brawling for their party's nomination, according to an Associated Press-Yahoo news poll released Thursday. Just five months ago - before either party had winnowed its field - the survey showed people preferred sending an unnamed Democrat over a Republican to the White House...
  • Muslim true/false ["Islamophobia" causing terror]

    04/03/2008 8:37:44 AM PDT · by Alouette · 22 replies · 133+ views
    LA Slimes ^ | Apr. 3, 2008 | John L. Esposito and Dalia Mogahed
    Winning hearts and minds -- the Bush administration, foreign policy wonks, even the U.S. military agree that this is the key to any victory over global terrorism. Yet our public diplomacy program has made little progress on improving America's image. Few seem to recognize that American ignorance of Islam and Muslims has been the fatal flaw. How much do Americans know about the views and beliefs of Muslims around the world? According to polls, not much. Perhaps not surprising, the majority of Americans (66%) admit to having at least some prejudice against Muslims; one in five say they have "a...
  • Republicans like McCain most, but Obama not too far behind

    03/04/2008 5:33:19 AM PST · by Shortwave · 37 replies · 142+ views
    The Washington Times ^ | March 4, 2008 | Stephen Dinan
    Republicans like Sen. Barack Obama nearly as much as they like their own likely presidential nominee, Sen. John McCain, according to a new Fox 5/The Washington Times/Rasmussen Reports poll. The survey determined that a quarter of self-identified Republicans rated Mr. McCain most likable, but nearly as many — 23 percent — chose Mr. Obama as most likable. And among all adults surveyed, Mr. Obama was rated likable by more people than Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton and Mr. McCain combined, underscoring the Illinois senator's appeal to voters across the political spectrum. "There is something about Barack Obama that is hard to...
  • FIGHTING LIBERALS BY BECOMING LIBERAL - AN ESSAY

    01/22/2008 2:31:03 PM PST · by adm5 · 39 replies · 156+ views
    mybrain | 1-22-08 | adm5
    It's brilliant actually.
  • Norovirus reaches epidemic levels

    01/12/2008 9:27:38 PM PST · by PureSolace · 42 replies · 517+ views
    Times Online / The Sunday Times ^ | January 12, 2008 | Brendan Montague
    The winter vomiting bug norovirus has struck 2.8million people, with health professionals braced for another rise as people return to schools and offices. The virus - which causes projectile vomiting, diarrhoea, mild fevers and headaches - is striking down more than 200,000 a week, according to official estimates. Three hospitals have been placed on red alert, while hundreds of wards up and down the country have been closed to new patients as the number of beds being taken up by bug victims reaches critical levels.
  • Police: Toddler's Skin Burned Off During Hot Oil-Hair Dryer Torture

    01/04/2008 11:08:55 AM PST · by Red in Blue PA · 86 replies · 453+ views
    local6.com ^ | 1/4/2008 | Staff
    APOPKA, Fla. -- A Central Florida man is accused of pouring hot cooking oil on a 17-month-old and using a hair dryer to burn his skin off because the toddler apparently would not stop crying and whining. Police said Darlanne Toussaint was charged with felony attempted murder on suspicion he abused his girlfriend's son in an Apopka apartment building Thursday. The mother of the child, Marlita S. Stokes, 23, was arrested on Friday and faces charges of child neglect and providing false information to police.
  • Clinton returns money, sets precedent (ROFL Alert! Precedent setting,, New standard, LOLOL)

    09/11/2007 2:21:37 PM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 72 replies · 1,110+ views
    AP on Yahoo ^ | 9/11/07 | Jim Kuhnhenn - ap
    WASHINGTON - In returning $850,000 to donors associated with a disgraced fundraiser, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton sets a significant new standard for how campaigns should respond in the face of potential scandal. Clinton's decision also underscores the price — financial and political — that her campaign is paying for failing to spot trouble with the fundraiser, Norman Hsu, even after receiving a warning. The campaign announced it would now conduct background checks on its fundraisers, an extraordinary and potentially time consuming step. By returning the money, Clinton also puts pressure on presidential rivals and other politicians with rainmakers who have...
  • Commentary: Illegal immigration is a self-inflicted wound (Major Barf Alert)

    07/31/2007 8:30:47 AM PDT · by F15Eagle · 44 replies · 1,063+ views
    CNN.Com / US ^ | updated 4:20 p.m. EDT, Mon July 16, 2007 | By Ruben Navarrette Jr.
    Fresno, CALIFORNIA (CNN) -- We already knew we had broken borders. And when Congress chickened out on immigration reform and showed that it's not equipped to tackle anything more challenging than pork or pay raises, we knew we had a broken branch. Now it's clear that we have a broken dialogue. We like to think of ourselves, and our communities, as innocent victims of sinister forces that are beyond our control. Concerned that there are too many illegal immigrants in the United States, that our culture is getting too spicy, and that the country is becoming too Hispanic, we blame...
  • Give Hamas a chance [12 out of 10 BARFIES!]

    07/06/2007 8:17:01 AM PDT · by Alouette · 12 replies · 398+ views
    YNut ^ | July 5, 2007 | Dror "Give Retarded People a Chance" Zeevi
    Negotiations on long-term ceasefire with Hamas should be considered Dror Zeevi Published: 07.05.07, 00:15 / Israel Opinion Hamas is evidently in distress and its leaders are signaling that they would be prepared for a compromise in exchange for opening crossings and transferring supplies. Sources close to Hamas insist that there is a willingness among Hamas leaders to advance a long-term ceasefire. Israel is currently enjoying clear tactical superiority and it appears that it is holding the entire deck of cards. The easy solution is to lead the area to almost total collapse, or alternately, as army officers and Knesset members...
  • Anti-war protesters arrested at Pelosi's office-(Code Pink, Lib-On-Lib Fratricide!)

    03/22/2007 8:41:42 PM PDT · by tcrlaf · 15 replies · 928+ views
    The Hill ^ | 22 March, 2007 | Chris Good
    Four members of the anti-war group Code Pink were arrested outside the office of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) Thursday afternoon, following an announcement that they would seek to take over the office. The group’s members had planned to hold a symbolic “Pin the war on the Donkey” demonstration at Pelosi’s office to show their frustration with the Democratic leadership’s inaction on ending the war in Iraq. However, Capitol Police prevented the taping of a drawn donkey to the wall. Code Pink members were crying outside Pelosi’s office. When asked why, Rae Abileah, 24, said she was crying out of...
  • Sources: Naked Principal Found With Sex Toys Watching Gay Porn In Office

    03/01/2007 12:39:33 PM PST · by Physicist · 198 replies · 7,922+ views
    A 50-year-old principal was found naked in his school office while watching gay pornography on Tuesday, according to sources. Sex toys were found nearby, the sources added. Police said John Acerra was a longtime teacher and principal in the Bethlehem Area School District, but was also allegedly selling crystal meth out of his school office. Acerra, of Allentown, was the principal of Nitschmann Middle School in Bethlehem, and was arrested minutes after he arranged to sell the notoriously addictive drug to a police informant, according to investigators. Police arrived and found meth and drug paraphernalia on his desk, according to...
  • Don't Let Kids Grow Up ‘Red'

    02/09/2007 8:08:06 PM PST · by ProtectOurFreedom · 58 replies · 1,312+ views
    San Jose Mercury News ^ | 2/9/07 | Anonymous Editorial
    Mamas, don't let your babies grow up in “red” states. That's the compelling conclusion of author Michael R. Petit, whose new book, “Homeland Insecurity,” makes a strong case that children in red states are more likely to suffer from poor prenatal care, early death, child abuse and teen incarceration than children in “blue” states. Petit's argument is that states with anti-tax, anti-government ideology are significantly harming their children's health. His book should be required reading for parents and lawmakers -- especially so in California, which is considering legislation that would significantly improve the health of its children. Petit, president of...
  • Chrissy Mathews: Hillary will be Senate Majority Leader! Puke...

    11/07/2006 11:20:42 PM PST · by trumandogz · 76 replies · 1,812+ views
    PMSNBC ^ | 11/8 | C. Mathews
    I am going to puke...
  • Replace Olmert with Peres [Un.Freaking.Believable]

    10/04/2006 9:48:29 AM PDT · by Alouette · 17 replies · 709+ views
    Idiot Acharonot ^ | Oct. 4, 2006 | Amnon "Dumber Than Dirt" Levy
    Elder statesman can bring peace and stability, avoid war It isn't easy to come here and propose that an 83-year-old man should be elected to the post of prime minister, but that's exactly what I intend to do: Shimon Peres for prime minister. Considering the current state of the country – the terrible disappointment over the leading Olmert-Peretz team and the big fear of the Netanyahu-Lieberman alternative – choosing the perennial Peres is the lesser of evils. If Kadima wishes to remain vital, its grand mission now is to replace the prime minister. Olmert won't be delivering. He may take...
  • AS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE: CLINTON ANGER UNLEASHED

    09/22/2006 5:09:49 PM PDT · by blogblogginaway · 977 replies · 50,024+ views
    The Drudge Report ^ | sept., 22, 2006 | drudge
    <p>FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON ON NOT CAPTURING BIN LADEN: 'At least I tried. That's the difference between me and some, including all the right wingers. They ridicule me for trying. They had eight months to try, they did not try. I tried. So I tried and failed'...</p>
  • In Washington: Peace pays [Projectile Vomit Alert]

    09/19/2006 6:01:33 PM PDT · by Alouette · 5 replies · 349+ views
    Jerusalem Post ^ | Sept. 19, 2006 | MJ "Metrosexual Junkie" Rosenberg
    Prime Minister Tony Blair says he wants to devote his last year as Britain's leader to advancing an Israeli-Palestinian agreement. This is not the first time Blair has made clear his view that the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is a major destabilizing influence in a region the UK has always considered vital to its interests. Blair is known to have strong feelings of affection for Israel. He is also committed to the creation of a Palestinian state he believes essential to restoring some semblance of calm in the Mideast. So his pledge to work on the issue is not especially surprising. For...