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What’s funny is that in about three years the COC will just end up being the willing lap dog of the left wing agenda.

Due to “pressure”.

The communists/democrats/liberals

versus

free enterprise/capitalism/democracy.

Back in 1998 I wrote a letter to the editor that (I hope) had liberal heads a’ spinning. Seems that a Chairman of a Committee for Educational Equity and Parity (white, Jewish and liberal) stated that higher school budgets through property taxes was a racist tactic used to try to drive out minorities.

Shortly before that, a black member of congress had stated that budget CUTS were right-wing code words for racism.

Since liberal dogma insists that to disagree with a black makes one a racist, doesn’t that make the chairman a racist?

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do you know these things have been discussed 1 year ago ? Where have you been ? Or is this just disctraction from the informations you are not able to provide ?

1 Why does your document bear name and signature of Chief Administrator Dr. Maganga, who was appointed Chief Administrator only AFTER the date on your document, Feb 19th 2009 ?

2 When have you been to Kenya, since on one occasion you say “spring 2009” and on another you say Feb 19th 2009 ?

3 What is the name of the “water project” company that sent you to Congo ?

4 What borders have you crossed from Congo Kinshasa to Kenya ? What towns have you stopped in ?

5 Show us your passport.

Please answer these questions or just admit your forgery and shut up.

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Reading tree rings is sorta like reading Algore’s chins.

Sounds like the Congress.

Algore will be remembered as the biggest fraud in the history of the world.

See 49.

“WashingtonSource and writer33 were caught in flagrante last night....(excerpted).”

Don’t worry, folks, it’s SATIRE!!!!! You’ll see when you click on the link!

It gets tiresome clicking on what appear to be news stories to find more attempts at satire, some that land and most that don’t. Believe me, I have NO problem with seeking humor in world events, but “humor” or “satire” in brackets in the headline would be helpful. Based on the excerpt, you’ve basically slandered Target.

On Monday, December 7, 2009, Target, known for its contentious policies towards Christians and Christmas in general, released a statement concerning the matter: “Although what Mr. Jack Cass did was wrong, Target discourages the act of hiring Christians, largely because of their religiously fanatical beliefs. Ms. Gospel is a great example of just that. Christmas is widely known as a pagan holiday, and Mr. Cass was simply trying to adhere to those policies we have instituted so as not to offend anyone. Ms. Gospel will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.”

If Target said that, there would be the biggest class-action lawsuit in history.

..............denny crane..............

In fact if you go up in Venus' atmosphere to where the atmospheric pressure is equal to earth, even though CO2 is still 95%+ the temperature range is similar to earth ~32-120°F. Actually, because of this there's been talk that Venus would be the best planet to colonize 1st in floating cities. See http://www.universetoday.com/2008/07/16/colonizing-venus-with-floating-cities/

Side note: I don't have time to do the math but Mars has something like 10x the amount by mass/# of molecues of CO2 in it's atmosphere than Earth does, yet it is much colder. The reason is because the pressure is much lower

You are very sweet. Generally, when I misunderstand something people jump all over me.

Not many officials today abide that concept.

Well, you win some, you lose some. But thank you for reading. I do appreciate it.

Thanks for the nice comments and for reading, Leni. I do appreciate it.

Ah, yes, the ever popular crocodile tears. Great story!

I'm just having fun with the name.

Glad you enjoyed it, elcid. Thank you for reading, as well as reading between the lines. And yes, Jack Cass does have a cousin named Al Kahalic!

:-)

I appreciate the effort, but overall didn’t care for it. Until I read further in the comments, I was under the impression that Target was a problem store with regards to Christmas. You might have done better to come up with some clever box store generic name. Or maybe used one like Best Buy, where they recently wished a Happy Eid Al Adha in their Thanksgiving flier.

However, the biggest problem I have is that of the actions taken by your Christian character. Those actions seem pretty out of character for a Christian.

So in the end, to me anyway, it felt more like a hit piece on Christians than it did on the commercialization of Christmas.

No, let’s not bury Target. I just picked them for the satire. But you can still send it to friends and family with a note that it is satire.

No, you're not "dumb." Satire must be based on some element of the truth of the matter in order to be successful.....and this satire was. In fact, it was uncomfortably close to the truth when one thinks about an Obama future!

An excellent piece of writing!

Leni

An irony is that real events often sound so unrealistic that they have to be downplayed in stories about them.

I remember once, when returning a bad device to an electronics store, I mentioned that it was bad to a young woman working the cash register, and that I wanted to exchange it with a working unit. But by the time I had returned to the register, the cashier was crying and bawling, and an angry manager next to her was enraged, at me!

He demanded I apologize to her, even though I hadn’t done anything odd or belligerent to her. Utterly puzzled, I said “What for?”, and she redoubled her sobs and crying. He was utterly furious with me, and walked across the floor to confront me.

The floor was a little wet. He did a great banana peel slip and fall, landing with a very loud thud, which knocked the wind out of him.

Instantly the sobbing cashier broke out into loud guffaws of laughter, equally uncontrollable. At that moment, I decided that I really didn’t need to return the bad device, that it would be better if I just got a replacement somewhere else.

Too funny!! And I like the religious message that wishing Merry Christmas should not be actionable. BTW, here in South Carolina many checkout clerks say, “Have a blessed day!”

Does Jack Cass have a cousin named Al Kahalic?

;^)

Yes, sponsors could be a problem but perhaps it could run on the cheap by mostly just simulcasting radio shows (like the way MSNBC did with Imus). A possible problem though is that if it became too successful it would pull viewership away from FNC, would weaken FNC while at the same time itself not being able to attract the diverse type of audience that Fox can. Then, too, the other news outfits could point to it as a way to justify going even further left (if that’s still possible) in order to offset it. Actually i think that is what we have witnessed ever since FoxNews exploded on the scene.

All in all though i’m happy enough with FNC and the fact that it allows the conservative message to get out. What would be nice would be, say, an alternative to the History Channel without the blatant liberal bias.

Yes it will.

I fell for it too....just about ready to send to family/friends and read replies and discovered I’d been had. ;o) Good thing I checked it out a bit further...would hate to bury Target when they didn’t deserve it....

Give Me Liberty, Not National Health Care

Hard core folks!!!!!!!!!!

I think Shatner had a new found respect for Jenna Jameson after he interviewed her as well...

Yeah, probably so, but I was trying to skirt a G rated line.

I’d have paid money to see that. Thanks for reading, stephenjohn. I do appreciate it.

Hard to believe that Shatner is 78 years old. There is a market for his services. I wouldn’t be working.

You’re welcome, and Thank YOU for reading.

“I believed it...

I must be dumb as a stump.”

Nah, you just have a good heart ;-)

Merry Christmas!

funny ping

Man, if only I could be a fly on the wall to see such an event.

I actually go out of my way to say Merry Christmas to everyone during the holidays. I ignore the JackCasses ;-)

You’re welcome. Glad you enjoyed it. Thank YOU for reading. I do appreciate it. And my personal favorite, because there’s always a Mr. Jack Cass wherever you go.

Got it!! Whew...

THanks...it WAS good! LOL!

Thnaks I stole the graphics for my about page.

Apparently, I unsuccessfully skirted that line. But thank you for reading. I do appreciate it.