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Mmmm, mmmmm, can’t wait to fry up some good ol’ myoblasts.

Actually, they differentiate into myotubes when they form muscle. You eat the myotubes, not the myoblasts.

The myoblasts are individual stem cells until they reach a certain density. Then they differentiate. It's cool to observe it firsthand.

LOL!

Hey, Roux!, I'm Gumbo!..............

Cloned Bacon. Interesting.

"Gumbo: Yesterday’s leftovers with roux added............"

Yeah, but most of this stuff has never been anywhere near a roux...

Gumbo: Yesterday’s leftovers with roux added............

"I ordered grits once in a diner in Scranton, PA. The waitress didn’t know what they were................"

When I'm visiting a new restaurant, I always check the soup section to see if they have "gumbo". I always order it just for the laughs to see if it even remotely resembles the Louisiana original. Man, some of the stuff has been pretty darned weird. Fortunately, my wife is also from Louisiana, and half coon-ass, and she whips up a great gumbo.

I ordered grits once in a diner in Scranton, PA. The waitress didn’t know what they were................

"I prefer my chicken feed drowned in hot melted fat from a dead pig!................."

Hey, I can spare the fat, but why do I have to be dead to do so?? Wouldn't liposuction be enough??

"And don't forget the ground up chicken feed!...................or if you're a yankee, fried up plant tubers!..........."

Heh, Mom was from Louisiana, Dad was from upstate NY. I like'em both. To paraphrase from your home page you fit the folloiwng..."Oriental by genetics, Southern by the grace of God."

I prefer my chicken feed drowned in hot melted fat from a dead pig!.................

And even the scientists had to admit to reporters that they don't know if their creation is flavorsome, because laboratory regulations forbid them from tasting anything they create.

That can't be true, half of the comic book superheroes and 80% of the super villains because of experimental stuff being consumed in the lab.