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What exactly does a noncitizen have to do to get deported around here? I guess Peter “Borat” Berdovsky, native of Belarus, won’t answer that because it’s not a hair question. And the Russky Rastaman is now officially a victim - a victim of Chernobyl, as his lawyer/foster father put it in court yesterday, before they went out outside to discuss his hair, which he doesn’t appear to have washed since leaving his native Third World hellhole. The subcontractor on the moronic Turner Broadcasting terror stunt arrived here as an exchange student, then sought asylum as a political refugee - stop...

LAGUNA NIGUEL - Dismiss them if you like, but these people baring their behinds to passing trains are your neighbors, your children's teachers, your attorneys, your policemen, your World War II veterans and yes, even your mothers! Once they were a bunch – a small bunch – of crazies. Now they are a nation. You had ladies from the Red Hat Society standing next to members of the Hessians motorcycle gang, standing next to a group of nudists, standing next to a 70-year-old (normally sedate) mom standing next to an avowed libertarian. All laughing, chatting and waving. With their pants...

Now that Lil Kim is Free Will She Fight For Other Prisoners? by Davey D Last week during the BET Awards, Lil Kim's mother and brother came into the press gallery to field questions about her incarceration. They emphasized how unfair it was for her to be locked up and how the justice system is screwed up.  I think it was her brother who pointed out how all sorts of people who have committed heinous crimes do very little time, while Lil Kim got locked down for perjury. It was also pointed out how there are many who done more...

2 charged with filing fake obituary Pair submited obituary for son to newspaper Published: 04/10/2006 12:53 PM Updated: 04/10/2006 2:47 PM WATERLOO, IA - Two people who police say conspired to get off of work for a few days by filing a fake obituary with a newspaper have been arrested. James Ralph Snyder, 36, and Mary Jo Elizabeth Jensen, 33, both of Waterloo, participated in the scam by filing an obituary saying Jensen's 17-year-old son had died, police said. Snyder was charged with tampering with records. Jensen was charged with being an accessory after the fact. Snyder, claiming he was...

Observations of the World from the Heart of Jesusland! Friday, February 03, 2006Shameful DNC-Black History Attack on Bush! A new pathetic low for the Democratic Party! After five years of Bush McHitlerburtonism in the White House absent of any frog marching, and still without "a plan"... And, with unemplyment at 4.9% (Oops! 4.7%), the economy rolling, the stock market up, wins in the War on Terror and in Iraq, and democracy breaking out all over the planet, about all you can whimper is We can do better"... Or, you can do what Democrats do best, Bush Bash! Yeoarraaah! The DNC...

When the Firm Foundation Worship Center got the call that a family of nine escaping Hurricane Katrina had arrived in Westminster needing a house, church members jumped into action. "They came here with nothing," said Marge DiMaggio, the church's co-pastor. As quickly as possible, church members made a house on church property look like a home. When the Brown family left on Sunday, the DiMaggios were horrified to find the house in shambles. "Hurricane hits Firm Foundation," said Marge DiMaggio. While answering the call in September, church members' hearts were filled with compassion for the unknown family. "We brought our...

MIDI - DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET I want to be a big time public figure So gather 'round, there's something I must say Listen, it is not a great big secret...I do not care whom you tell Whoa, whoa, whoa closer I'll be saying it aloud...every time there is a crowd My wife is a spy...that's Valerie-e Listen...I have told it to my mailman...to the guys down at the club And to my stock broker There's a pizza guy who knows...and the guy who cleans our clothes My wife is a spy...that's Valerie-e One night her...

The Call to Drive Out the Bush Regime Sign the call now!Your government, on the basis of outrageous lies, is waging a murderous and utterly illegitimate war in Iraq, with other countries in their sights. Your government is openly torturing people, and justifying it. Your government puts people in jail on the merest suspicion, refusing them lawyers, and either holding them indefinitely or deporting them in the dead of night. Your government is moving each day closer to a theocracy, where a narrow and hateful brand of Christian fundamentalism will rule.Your government suppresses the science that doesn't fit its...

MIDI - FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH There's something happening here Get the pretzels and nice frosty beer Grab your keyboard, get ready to post Let us have a DemocRAT roast (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Look, moonbats everywhere...between both their ears is only air Today they take to the street First some speeches, oh boy, what a treat C-SPAN shows these fools to everyone Spewing beer through our nose is fun (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Look, moonbats everywhere...between both their ears is only air Look, moonbats everywhere...between both their ears is only air Ramsey, come kiss my behind Stuck on stupid is being too kind What...

LANGLEY AIR FORCE BASE, Va. (AFPN) -- Scenes of chaos and destruction resulting from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina have left Airmen nationwide wondering how they can help those affected by the tragedy. Like many Americans across the nation, Airmen and their families seek to help in the hurricane recovery. While these Samaritans donate their hard-earned money for the worthy cause, a criminal element has already swept across the Internet seeking to cash in on the crisis. "When a natural disaster such as Hurricane Katrina occurs, fraudulent activities associated with donations often take place," said Brig. Gen. Charles J. Dunlap...

Profiteering ghouls have been using debit cards distributed in the wake of Hurricane Katrina - intended to buy essentials for evacuated families - in luxury-goods stores as far away as Atlanta. "We've seen three of the cards," said a senior employee of the Louis Vuitton store at the Lenox Square Mall in affluent Buckhead, who asked not to be named. "Two I'm certain have purchased; one actually asked if she could use it in the store. This has been since Saturday." The distinctive white cards were distributed by the Red Cross and the Federal Emergency Management Agency and carry a...

I find this website so unbelievable. Surely this site cannot be a mouthpiece for the common democratic voter. I am appalled at the language, tenor, ignorance and hate that is fomented on this site. Freepers may be for Republicans, but you don't see the vitriol spewing forth on this site (if there is they are booted) that you see on the dem site. If that is how the dems actually feel, I hope they never again gain power. This site should be exposed to the general public. I signed up and posted a reply that was not pro Bush, just...

MIDI - SATISFACTION We'll look into his adoptions...because we are out of options We will pry, we will spy...we'll make sure he won't fly His adoptions...his adoptions Bush picked him from the right wing...he's dividing us, as always He should not do such things Our side had given a warning that's loud and clear But Bush stuck it in our ear We'll look into...oh, yeah, yeah, yeah We're the TIMES, and we will slime We'll look into his adoptions...because we are out of options We will pry, we will spy...we'll make sure he won't fly His adoptions...his adoptions We...

So I have been trying to rent an apartment in my home...and all I have answering the ads are boyfriends and girlfriends. No matter what social status, no matter what income level, I am seeing unmarried twenty, thirty and forty year old couples who want to live together. If I question them, they don't even understand why I am asking. These are Christians and Jews. I was so surprised to find that it would be so difficult to find a young married couple. Tell me Dear Freeper...am I totally out of the ballgame to expect to find a young married...

MIDI - ANTICIPATION They know that their hopes really have been dropping fast And their ideas are so yesterday Full-fledged panic...because their glory days have long since passed They keep grasping for some straws before they're sent away Their desperation...their desperation's showing...like a blue thong For DemocRATS everything is going wrong Weasel Joe Wilson has led them out onto the building's ledge Join me in chanting to them --- jump, jump, jump Mental health pros...would surely tell them they're over the edge We can laugh because what they try bites them in the rump Their desperation...their desperation's showing...like a...

IN MY ROOM Jane had caught them one month after she had married Ted In her bed...in her bed "We are only watching news on CNN," he said In her bed...in her bed It's a nooner...that's not tough for anyone to see Ted was doing what Jane did to our military Then she took her cell phone and she whacked him in head In her bed...in her bed In her bed...in her bed...in her bed...in her bed......ETC

OUT NOW! MARCH TO CENTRAL PARK ON SAT. MARCH 19th, 2005 THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE MARCHING AND WATCHINGLatest News: Bush's State of the Union: Billions for Endless War January 31, 2005 Press Conference Momentum Builds for March 19th Rally in Central Park The world-wide antiwar movement has called for massive demonstrations against the war on the weekend on March 19-20 -- the second anniversary of the invasion of Iraq. We have a responsibility to respond with renewed determination and commitment in the face of the Bush Administration's launching of a new phase of the war against the Iraqi people....

Monday, October 18, 2004 Desperate Dems Return To False Social Security Attacks DESPERATE DEMS RETURN TO FALSE SOCIAL SECURITY ATTACKSPresident Has A Plan; Kerry Only Has Same, Tired Scare Tactics___________________________________________________________________“You remember what happened in the campaign in 2000? They said, if George W. gets elected, they’re going to take away the checks of the seniors on Social Security. … [I]t didn’t happen. So when they try and say it again in 2004, don’t believe them.” (President George W. Bush, Remarks At Lehigh Parkway, Allentown, Pennsylvania, 10/1/04)SOME DEMS TAKE ISSUE WITH SCARE TACTICSLate Sen. Moynihan: “Privatization” Is “Scare Word.”  MOYNIHAN:...

'Texans for Truth' is getting its turn at bat today, just in time for the 60 Minutet II interview with Former Texas Lt. Governor Ben Barnes tonight. 'Texans for Truth' is an arm of Drive Democracy, an Austin based group that got its initial funding from the liberal group Moveon.Org.The Moveon PAC and Moveon Voter Fund have spent about $7 million since March 1 on anti Bush TV ads.Drive Democracy is run by Glenn Smith who managed the unsuccessful 2002 Texas gubernatorial campaign of Democrat Tony Sanchez.Smith is a former managing director at the consulting firm Public Strategies, which employs...

Airport Screeners Accused of Stealing from Luggage By Cheryl Chodun Web Produced by Jenny DiDomenico April 28, 2004 Four government workers were charged Wednesday with stealing expensive laptop computers and digital cameras from luggage they were hired to screen at Detroit Metro Airport in Romulus. Investigators say the workers had easy access to the luggage because they are screeners for the Transportation Security Administration. According to the federal indictment, the thefts happened between December and February of 2003. According to investigators, the suspects were allegedly taking the items from luggage and selling them, sometimes to other baggage screeners. Travelers are...