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  • Ha Ha! Obamacare Senate Amendment Forbids Ammo and Gun Registration

    01/09/2013 7:01:20 PM PST · by opentalk · 22 replies
    fire andrea mitchell ^ | January 9, 2013 | Fire Andrea Mitchell
    I guess we really did have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it. Of course, Obama is the lawless president and doesn’t abide by laws anyway. But still, it’s funny to find out that ObamaCARE, rammed down America’s throats by Marxist Democrats in 2010 forbids any gun or ammo registration. Good news — it has become known that hidden deep within the massive 2800-page bill called Obamacare there is a Senate Amendment protecting the right to keep and bear arms. It seems that in their haste to cram socialized medicine down the throats of the Amereople, then-Speaker...
  • Grover Norquist: Vote for deal is vote to cut taxes

    01/01/2013 9:23:46 PM PST · by Seizethecarp · 40 replies
    Washington Post ^ | January 1, 2013 | Felicia Sonmez
    Grover Norquist, the Americans for Tax Reform president and anti-tax activist who has become a key figure in the ongoing negotiations on the fiscal cliff, took to Twitter as the House was voting Tuesday night to give his blessing to the deal: "The Bush tax cuts lapsed at midnight last night. Every R voting for Senate bill is cutting taxes and keeping his/her pledge." "Congress about to make permanent most of the temporary tax cuts that Democrats voted against in 2001 and 2003. Permanent beats temporary."
  • Blonde Joke #119,358,517

    12/06/2012 1:45:14 PM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 43 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 06 December 2012 | Reaganite Republican
  • Top 10 ridiculous White House ‘We the People’ petitions

    11/14/2012 5:49:57 PM PST · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 8 replies
    The Daily Caller ^ | November 14, 2012 | David Martosko
    Now that disaffected Americans in all 50 states have petitioned the Obama administration for the right to secede from the United States, the door is open for far more important petitions — like a request to have a catered pizza party once Missouri strikes out on its own. (RELATED: White House ‘secede’ petitions reach 675,000 signatures, 50-state participation) Is it funnier that real people actually submitted these ten proposals to the White House, or that the administration has only removed two of them fr0m public view? You tell us. And if you actually sign any of these, you have no...
  • Politico: Mitt Romney’s toughest debate

    10/21/2012 7:26:42 PM PDT · by cdchik123 · 38 replies
    politico ^ | 10/20/12 | Jim Vandelhei & Mike Allen
    Mitt Romney has a clear-eyed and self-aware view of his chances in the final debate Monday, according to top advisers: It will be almost impossible to win, since the debate is focused exclusively on foreign policy, a strength for President Barack Obama. This view isn’t merely about expectations-setting. Romney’s top advisers authentically worry that the swing voters they need to woo care little about foreign affairs right now. And, even if they did, the differences between the two men on many of the highest-profile issues — ending the Afghan war and the bloodshed in Syria — are too slight to...
  • PMSNBC/WJS/Marist Polls showing Zero up 8 in Iowa and 6 in Wisconsin(mega barf LOL alert)

    10/18/2012 4:09:26 PM PDT · by NoobRep · 12 replies
    Marist.edu ^ | 10/18/12
    In the presidential contest in Iowa, 51% of likely voters, including those who are undecided yet leaning toward a candidate and those who voted absentee, support President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden. 43% are for Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. Two percent back another candidate, and 4% are undecided.
  • A Turn of the Page for Newsweek

    10/18/2012 5:21:55 AM PDT · by PittsburghAfterDark · 51 replies
    The Daily Beast ^ | October 18, 2012 | Tina Brown, Baba Shetty
    We are announcing this morning an important development at Newsweek and The Daily Beast. Newsweek will transition to an all-digital format in early 2013. As part of this transition, the last print edition in the United States will be our Dec. 31 issue. Meanwhile, Newsweek will expand its rapidly growing tablet and online presence, as well as its successful global partnerships and events business. Newsweek Global, as the all-digital publication will be named, will be a single, worldwide edition targeted for a highly mobile, opinion-leading audience who want to learn about world events in a sophisticated context. Newsweek Global will...
  • George Will: Hofstra presidential debate ‘immeasurably the best’ in American history

    10/17/2012 3:57:18 PM PDT · by Red Steel · 41 replies
    Daily Caller ^ | 3:44 AM 10/17/2012 | Jeff Poor
    During ABC’s wrap-up of Tuesday night’s presidential debate at Hofstra University in Hempstead, N.Y., Washington Post columnist George Will proclaimed that the debate was “immeasurably the best” in American history. “[I] think there was a winner in the sense that Barack Obama not only gained ground that he lost, but he cauterized some wounds that he inflicted on himself by seeming too diffident and disengaged,” Will said. “Both men tonight, I think, tip-toed right up to the point of rudeness, but stepped back. It was a very good fight. I have seen every presidential debate in American history since the...
  • Obamabot Says Re-elect Obama, He Gives You Free Phones

    09/27/2012 10:00:04 AM PDT · by Free ThinkerNY · 19 replies
    Conservative Nation News ^ | Sept. 27, 2012 | FreeThinkerNY
    Anti-Romney protester says vote for Comrade Obama to get your free Obamaphone courtesy of the American taxpayer.
  • Police: Moody Teen Found Safe

    09/25/2012 4:48:21 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 16 replies
    MyFoxAL ^ | Sep 24, 2012 | Melynda Sides
    Moody police say that a teenage girl who has been missing since Friday has been found safe.
  • ONLINE SURVEY: Obama opens up lead over Romney with NASCAR voters: Another straw the wind?

    09/24/2012 4:59:29 PM PDT · by ConservativeStatement · 79 replies
    Christian Science Monitor ^ | September 24, 2012 | David Clark Scott
    Remember back in November when Michelle Obama was booed at a NASCAR race? Well, a new poll shows NASCAR fans are now moving into the Obama camp. An online survey of of 860 likely voters nationwide – taken Sept. 21 and 22 – shows President Barack Obama with an 7-point lead over GOP challenger Mitt Romney, according to a new Zogby Poll [PDF] with JZ Analytics.
  • Obama mailed me a request for a donation

    09/03/2012 3:23:20 PM PDT · by GunsAndBibles · 55 replies
    vanity ^ | 09/03/2012 | Guns and Bibles
    It came with a POSTAGE PAID RETURN ENVELOPE. I'm open to suggestions for it's best utilization.I'm thinking a copy of the Bill of Rights with KMA written across it.
  • Former Cosmo editor Gurley Brown dead at 90

    New York (CNN) -- Helen Gurley Brown, who created the idea of a modern woman with her book "Sex and the Single Girl" and was editor in chief of Cosmopolitan magazine for three decades, has died at age 90, the Hearst Corporation said Monday. Gurley Brown died Monday morning at New York-Presbyterian Hospital/Columbia after a brief hospitalization, the publisher said. "Helen was one of the world's most recognized magazine editors and book authors, and a true pioneer for women in journalism -- and beyond," Hearst Chief Executive Frank Bennack said. It was Gurley Brown who invented today's notion of a...
  • Dispute over the placement of a floodlight results in one hell of an Australian troll

    05/26/2012 11:15:29 AM PDT · by Mechanicos · 26 replies
    The Chive ^ | May 17, 2012 | BOB
    A funny series of communications exchanged between a neighbor who put up a bright spot light shining into his neighbors bedroom window and very witty neighbor with a sense of humor.
  • Does Romney Still Need to Court Conservatives? (File Under LOL, ROFL)

    04/12/2012 8:58:44 PM PDT · by lbryce · 16 replies
    New York Times ^ | April 12, 2012 | Staff
    With his strongest conservative challenger for the Republican nomination, Rick Santorum, now out of the race, does Mitt Romney still need to appeal to the conservative Christian voters who were energized by Santorum? Or is he now free to begin courting the broader spectrum of voters he will face in November?
  • Worst Album Covers of All Time

    04/03/2012 6:24:25 AM PDT · by sirchtruth · 107 replies
    Tastebuds Blog ^ | 03/27/12 | Tastebuds Blog
    I do not think I have laughed this hard in a long time! Take a Look at these Album Covers of the past
  • I notice Romney and Romney 2012 are popular keywords here

    03/06/2012 1:50:52 PM PST · by Sybeck1 · 8 replies
    Just saying. I remember when McCain's just showed up in the popular keywords right after he won the nomination in 2008. For three years Palin and Sarah Palin were popular keywords, in fact I think I saw her there this week (Seriously I don't look there much, but I believe Sarah has recently gone) Now Romney and Romney2012 are popular keywords here. Just saying.
  • Perry to End Bid for Presidency

    01/19/2012 7:15:04 AM PST · by FryingPan101 · 87 replies
    NYTimes.com ^ | 01/19/2012 | By JEFF ZELENY
    Perry to End Bid for Presidency By JEFF ZELENY 9:51 a.m. | Updated CHARLESTON, S.C. — Gov. Rick Perry of Texas will end his bid for the Republican presidential nomination on Thursday and endorse Newt Gingrich, two campaign officials confirmed, a decision that could influence the South Carolina primary on Saturday
  • NEWT EX-WIFE UNLOADS ON CAMERA; NETWORK DEBATES 'ETHICS' OF AIRING BEFORE SC PRIMARY

    01/19/2012 6:50:05 AM PST · by LucianOfSamasota · 60 replies · 1+ views
    Drudge ^ | Jan 18 2012
    NEWT EX-WIFE UNLOADS ON CAMERA; NETWORK DEBATES 'ETHICS' OF AIRING BEFORE SC PRIMARY **Exclusive** Wed Jan 18 2012 18:47:14 ET Marianne Gingrich has said she could end her ex-husband's career with a single interview. Earlier this week, she sat before ABCNEWS cameras, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned. She spoke to ABCNEWS reporter Brian Ross for two hours, and her explosive revelations are set to rock the trail. But now a "civil war" has erupted inside of the network, an insider claims, on exactly when the confession will air! MORE ABCNEWS suits determined it would be "unethical" to run the Marianne...
  • Poll shows Perry losing Texas, in third place

    01/17/2012 10:13:34 AM PST · by PAConservative1 · 176 replies
    NewsOK ^ | January 17, 2012 | David Freddoso
    From Public Policy Polling, this is really bad news for Rick Perry -- although at this point it cannot be unexpected: Rick Perry's Presidential campaign is doing about as bad in Texas now as it is everywhere else in the country. When PPP last polled the state in September he was at 49%, leading Mitt Romney by 39 points. Now Perry's support has declined by 31 points, leaving him in 3rd place at 18%. Mitt Romney at 24% and Newt Gingrich at 23% lead the way with Rick Santorum at 15%, Ron Paul at 12%, and Buddy Roemer at 0%...