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It’s that birther thing again. President Barack Obama was at an Orlando sports bar, snapping a University of Florida Gators’ sign, sipping a pint and working a crowd when he walked up to a table with five children. According to the Associated Press, one of the adults pointed to one of the boys– 7-year-old Andre Wupperman of Orlando– and informed the president that he was born in the president’s native state of Hawaii. The president, seemingly delighted, greeted the boy with a Shaka sign, the pinky and thumb gesture typical of Hawaiian culture. The boy gestured back. “You were born...

President Obama showed his skills as a comedian at the White House Correspondents' Association annual dinner, focusing mainly on Donald Trump. He made fun of the birth certificate controversy, and ribbed Trump about his presidential ambitions. (April 30)

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In a rare, unscripted moment, Mitt Romney joked with Brian Williams after the famed NBC anchor asked the Republican presidential candidate would pick a “incredibly boring white guy” for Vice President, as reported by Politico. “You told me you were not available,” Romney said with a chuckle. “Touche, governor,” Williams responded.

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"My mother said, and by the way, it was wonderful for children by the way--having your grandpop living with you, having your great aunt, your uncle, for real," Biden said. "Those walls were awful thin, I wonder how the hell my parents did it! But that's a different story. I know you don't anything about that. I know none of you in your families have done the same thing."

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BOOK REPORT One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99 Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99 Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton :.... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshirt artist. Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar....

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NORFOLK, Va. -- A Navy hazing case that led to the firing of the top enlisted officer aboard a nuclear submarine was sparked by gay jokes about a sailor who said another man tried to rape him while in a foreign port, according to an investigative report obtained by The Associated Press. The report sheds light on a hazing case that led to the reassignment of Master Chief Machinist's Mate Charles Berry, who had been serving as "chief of the boat" on the Kings Bay, Ga.-based USS Florida. The Navy announced March 30 that Capt. Stephen Gillespie had relieved Berry...

(CNSNews.com) – First lady Michelle Obama joked about the explosion of a solar-powered car when encouraging graduates of Oregon State University to persevere through life’s challenges. The first lady was the commencement speaker Sunday at OSU in Corvallis, Ore., where her brother, Craig Robinson, is the men’s basketball coach. “In those darkest moments, you will have a choice,” the first lady said. “Do you dwell on everything you’ve lost? Or do you focus on what you still have, and find a way to move forward with passion, with determination, and with joy?”

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Well, Obama put his foot in it again by insulting the Poles. Naturally, the thread of "Polish Jokes for Obama" begins on Twitter. Obama makes it too easy... #PolishJokesforObama Why does Obama love old-fashioned beer cans? Because they come with combination nose pickers and Columbia class rings. #PolishJokesforObama What happened to the Obama space program? The astronauts keep falling off the kite President Obama is busier than a set of jumper cables at a Polish death camp. #PolishJokesForObama #PolishJokesforObama What's an Obama 7 course meal? Arugula and a 6-pack of Cristal. Why did Obama sell his water skis? He couldn't...

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According to reports, someone at the White House has used the biographies of past U.S. presidents to promote the current president. (Read the Examiner's Philip Klein: Obama vandalizes WH presidential biographies for more context) That led several conservatives to post jokes on Twitter making it a Trending Topic nationally. Here are our top 10 favorites. 10. @bradcundiff George Washington cut down the cherry tree but Obama was there to catch it. #ObamaInHistory

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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. -Sacha Guitry  By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates  Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. -anon The great question... which I have not been able to answer is: 'What does a woman want? -   Dumas  I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. -Sigmund Freud  'Some people ask...