the bitpig rant / when we was fab Recently, as part of my continuing quest to keep abreast of current trends, I steeled myself with liquor and sat down in the den to watch a few minutes of satellite TV. Now, my television viewing choices are extremely limited: other than occasional news broadcasts, cartoons, reruns of old sci-fi shows, or classic movies, I rarely turn the damned thing on. Television annoys me -- it's full of stupid crap, and, while I was raised on stupid TV crap, at least it was harmless, entertaining stupid crap back then. There wasn't a...