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  • The President Has Betrayed His Base (KATZ: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION)

    10/03/2005 11:16:27 AM PDT · by Frank Katz · 115 replies · 2,831+ views
    10/3/05 | Frank Katz
    Dear Mr. President, I never imagined a day would come when I would disavow a Republican President, but that day is here. With your selection of Harriet Miers today, you have betrayed your word, you have betrayed me and you have betrayed every social conservative who ever worked on your behalf. This was a historic opportunity for you to deliver on your campaign promises and finally give us a nominee in the vein of Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas. Instead you fumbled. We know Michael Luttig, Edith Hollan Jones, or Janice Rogers Brown are reliably conservative. We have no such...
  • ALL YOUR BUS ARE BELONG TO US (Somebody set up us the flood)

    09/13/2005 2:27:39 PM PDT · by spycatcher · 20 replies · 1,088+ views
    self ^ | 9/13/05 | self
    Narrator: In A.D. 2005, weather conspiracy was beginning. Mayor Nagin: What happen ? Senator Landrieu: Somebody set up us the flood. (spoken in the Flash animation as Someone set up us the flood.) Governor Blanco: We get signal. Mayor: What ! Governor: Main screen turn on. Mayor: It's you !! ROVE: How are you gentlemen !! ROVE: All your bus are belong to us. ROVE: You are on the way to destruction. Mayor: What you say !! ROVE: You have no chance to survive make your time. ROVE: Ha Ha Ha Ha ... Governor: Mayor !! * Mayor: Take off...
  • ZOT! To the Moon! the honeymooners

    07/20/2005 5:35:20 AM PDT · by blueskies3 · 50 replies · 1,305+ views
    dude... like Jackie Gleason was a brother.
  • Hi Fellow FReepers

    01/26/2005 7:27:03 PM PST · by KoRn · 48 replies · 758+ views
    Me
    A big how ya doin' to all!! (I'm probably gonna get killed for this one LOL!)
  • Planned Parenthood to Offer Christmas Condoms

    08/26/2003 12:44:24 PM PDT · by freepatriot32 · 21 replies · 520+ views
    bongonews.com ^ | 8. 20 03 | Mike Pasternack
    LOS ANGELES — The Planned Parenthood Association says it's not too early to be thinking of that perfect Christmas gift idea. They will be offering the little beauties (pictured left) at their Los Angeles offices starting next month. It's all part of a new nationwide campaign to make condoms more fun. "They could even be used as finger puppets, as you can see," said a spokesman for Planned Parenthood. "We're trying to get people away from thinking of the condom as strictly a 'backdoor' business." The spokesman said that Jewish versions are still in the testing phase. "Both the Star...
  • Ten Comandmints

    08/26/2003 7:55:01 AM PDT · by wwalk · 58 replies · 623+ views
    WRAL News | wwalk841
    In the constitution it says we have freedom to worship whatever we want, that doesn't hold true in Alabama. I support Judge Moore who shoudn't take the monument down. I want your oppinion
  • Box Bought at Thrift Shop Contains Mom's Ashes

    08/26/2003 7:34:37 AM PDT · by bedolido · 10 replies · 485+ views
    NW Cable News ^ | 08/26/03 | Staff Writer
    COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) -- Rocky Oldaker bought a wood box for $2 at a thrift store because it looked interesting. When he opened it, what he found inside was priceless to Linda Bigford: her mother's ashes. "I don't think that is what someone's life should boil down to ... $2 at a thrift store," said Oldaker, who bought the box along with a stuffed animal and a picture frame. When he unscrewed the box bottom at home, Oldaker discovered a plastic bag of ashes and a note identifying them as those of June Peltier of Marion, Mich. Peltier, 77, died...
  • Israel Snatches Palestinian Gunmen From Hospital Beds in Dawn Raid

    08/26/2003 5:30:38 AM PDT · by TheOtherOne · 13 replies · 346+ views
    Israel Snatches Palestinian Gunmen From Hospital Beds in Dawn RaidBy Mohammed Daraghmeh Associated Press WriterPublished: Aug 26, 2003 NABLUS, West Bank (AP) - Israeli undercover forces snatched two wounded Palestinian gunmen from their West Bank hospital beds in a pre-dawn raid Tuesday, the latest Israeli military operation in the wake of a deadly bus bombing a week ago. Also Tuesday, Muslim-Jewish friction intensified at a disputed holy site in Jerusalem. Police arrested three Islamic officials after Muslim worshippers scuffled with police officers escorting Jewish visitors. In September 2000, deadly riots erupted at the shrine following a visit by then-opposition leader...
  • POW mom tells Bush: 'Please help my son'... [Drudge Title]

    03/23/2003 10:09:02 PM PST · by Maedhros · 38 replies · 269+ views
    startribune.com ^ | March 24, 2003 | Richard Benke
    <p>ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. -- A New Mexico woman said Sunday she saw her son interviewed on Iraqi television as one of the U.S. soldiers taken prisoner, and she begged President Bush: ``Please do something for my son.''</p> <p>Anecita Hudson of Alamogordo said she saw her 23-year-old son, Army Spc. Joseph Hudson, who was stationed at Fort Bliss, Texas, interviewed in the Iraqi video, which was carried on a Filipino television station she subscribes to.</p>
  • "Shock and Awe" Begins

    03/21/2003 9:19:31 AM PST · by Enemy Of The State · 849 replies · 14,520+ views
    FOX NEWS TV | 3.21.03
    Fox subtite just announces that the "Shock and Awe" has begun!
  • Confucius’ Descendant Condemns Aggression

    03/21/2003 9:08:03 AM PST · by Maedhros · 28 replies · 292+ views
    Pravda ^ | 19:43 2003-03-20 | Andrey Krushinsky
    Confucius’ Descendant Condemns Aggression “China strongly calls for immediate stop of military actions against Iraq, return to track of political solution to Iraq issue,” Foreign Ministry spokesman Kong Quan said at the press conference Thursday. The name of Quan is infrequent in China; people with the name are considered descendants of great K'ung-fu-tzu (Confucius). This is very serious as it is confirmed with the following fact: people with the name Quan, males and females are not allowed to mary each other no matter in what part of China they were born (this is a prohibition imposed in order to avoid...
  • The Tale of Two Tyrants [Pravda Alert]

    03/21/2003 9:02:07 AM PST · by Maedhros · 15 replies · 237+ views
    Pravda ^ | 18:09 2003-03-20 | Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey
    The Tale of Two Tyrants George W. Bush and Anthony Blair do not fight like men, nor do they behave like human beings. They are the worst example of accidents of nature which from time to time produce anomalies in the species, anomalies which are as horrific to contemplate as Medusa in ancient times. As with Medusa, those who look at them turn to stone, in their hearts, because when one regards Bush or Blair, one gets a glimpse into the mindset of pure, unadulterated evil. These are not men of God, as they like to proclaim. They have no...
  • Is Santa Bound Today?

    01/02/2003 10:06:16 AM PST · by Maedhros · 2 replies · 120+ views
    Cisco Police Department ^ | Negative Infinity | God
    It was the Christmas season of 1927 in the small, but busy town of Cisco, Texas. Everyone doing their last minute shopping for what they knew would not be a "white Christmas". Very seldom do the people ever see such an event in this area. They also would never imagine seeing the events which were about to unfold in such a peaceful small community. It was December 23 and the main street of Cisco was crowded with people going about their daily activities. The town had the normal decorations for the season. Everyone was in the Christmas spirit. No one...
  • Covad Offers Discounts for AMBER Alert

    12/07/2002 12:23:01 PM PST · by Maedhros · 297+ views
    December 5, 2002 -- (WEB HOST INDUSTRY REVIEW) -- Data carrier Covad Communicaitons (Covad.com) announced on Thursday that it is offering a discount of up to 22 percent for broadband services and software grants to law enforcement and support agencies using the Child Alert Foundation (CAF) system. The CAF implements the AMBER Alert, the system used to notify citizens of abductions that law enforcement believes could result in serious harm or death. Covad says the Child Alert Foundation is a non-profit charity that provides Internet software to help police, 911, and other law enforcement agencies communicate and notify the public...
  • Why a Squirrel Shouldn't Smoke Pot

    12/04/2002 2:20:48 PM PST · by Maedhros · 1 replies · 1,496+ views
    Chill Spot ^ | 2002 | Joel Wilhelm
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  • Amber Alert Runs Into Snags In Bay Area [9-2-02]

    12/03/2002 1:24:16 PM PST · by Maedhros · 1 replies · 164+ views
    San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Monday, September 2, 2002
      News Amber Alert Runs Into Snags In Bay Area This page was last updated on Monday, September 2, 2002 From the San Francisco ChronicleSAN FRANCISCO, CA, September 1, 2002 - With a spate of child abductions putting California's fledgling Amber Alert system to the test, authorities acknowledged Friday that there are glitches that need to be worked out. On a day when another Amber Alert was issued -- this one for a Bakersfield girl believed kidnapped by her mother -- officials said almost 20 percent of the freeway signs in the Bay Area that flash "child abduction" messages...
  • OORAH!!

    11/25/2002 12:10:42 PM PST · by Maedhros · 17 replies · 2,499+ views
    MJ's Really Lame Web Page ^ | 16 September 2001 | seabee1@mindspring.com
    Oorah (ooh-ra’) adj., U.S. Marine Corps/U.S. Navy Seabee slang. Referring to or meaning anything except "no". Generally used when at a loss for words. Also: Yes. Good or great. Glad to meet you; Welcome aboard. Thank you. That is really neat, I want one too. I don’t know, but will check on it. I haven’t the vaguest idea what you are blabbering about. Sorry, I wasn't listening. You have taken the correct action; You have made the right decision. You have got to be shitting me; Bullshit. I don’t know what that means, but I’m too embarrassed to ask for...
  • _JAWAS_: The Real 'Star Wars' Secret Weapons Prepare to Face Saddam

  • Kappa Sigma Cruelty to Animals at University of Missouri-Rolla (PETA Alert)

    10/31/2002 9:55:17 AM PST · by Maedhros · 61 replies · 678+ views
    Click on above image to view the video footage. A whistleblower sent  PETA a CD-ROM showing Kappa Sigma fraternity members at the University of Missouri in Rolla torturing a box turtle by strapping explosives to his back and lighting them repeatedly. At one point in the video, frat members can be heard yelling, “He’s still alive!” What appears to be firecrackers and bottle rockets were plastered to the turtle’s shell and lit by screaming, cruel Kappa Sigma members. PETA wrote to Kappa Sigma headquarters only to be told that “appropriate disciplinary action has been taken to address the situation.”...