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  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-31-13 (Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries?)

    10/31/2013 7:45:32 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 35 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 31, 2013 | DUmmie hooverville29, DUmmie leftstreet, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    "If you like your health care plan, you will be able to keep your health care plan. Period. No one will take it away. No matter what." --Dr. Ob, June 15, 2009 The impact of Obamacare is starting to hit the DUmmies. And not all of them are pleased. Employers are canceling health insurance for their workers. People are having to pay higher premiums. People are having to meet higher deductibles. And this is not going over well with all the denizens of the DUmp. My gosh, who could have predicted that these things would be happening???? Who could have...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-28-13 (DUmmies Now Want to Ditch ObamaCare for "Single Payer")

    10/28/2013 5:33:00 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 33 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 28, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Okay, so now even now the DUmmies have realized that ObamaCare has completely bombed. So what is their solution? Even more big government in the form of single payer aka socialized medicine. Yeah, the government overpays for 10 year old website software to the tune of over $600 million that doesn't even work and now the DUmmies want to entrust our entire medical system to the feds. DUmb idea but that is why they they are called DUmmies. You can see the DUmmies abandon ship on ObamaCare only to reach for the equally ridiculous "single payer" in this THREAD,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-25-13 (DUmmies Blame Republicans for ObamaCare Disaster)

    10/25/2013 7:59:19 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 50 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 25, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Did you know that the Titanic had a "glitch?" Well, remember that scene in the "Titanic" movie when Rose asked the architect of the Titanic what was going to happen and he replied that it was a certainty that it would sink? Well, despite what liberals now desperately want you to believe, ObamaCare like the Titanic doesn't have a mere "glitch" that somehow can be fixed by an A-Team of software nerds. I mean almost four years ago I got rid of my then computer because it was running on 2005 software which I felt was outdated yet Team...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-14-13 (True Believer KOmmie Burned By ObamaCare)

    10/15/2013 5:59:19 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 44 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 14, 2013 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix
    You know ObamaCare is in big trouble when even true believer KOmmies are getting burned by it as you can see in this THREAD, "Just my 2 cents-Health Care Market Place." This is what happens when a community organizer with no real world business experience awards the ObamaCare software contract not to the lowest bidder but to the highest bundler. It's the Chicago Way and the result is that CGI Federal has become the Solyndra of government software contracts. It just doesn't work and won't be working any time soon...if ever. So let us now watch KOmmie appledown lose...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-10-13 ("Wendy": DUmmies stand with Abortion Barbie)

    10/10/2013 3:31:19 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 30 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 10, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    It's a familiar strategy: Ultra-leftist candidate enters race, regardless of whether he or she has any chance of winning. Candidate's extreme left-wing posturing gets DUmmies all aroused. Candidate fleeces DUmmies for lots of money. Candidate loses, but has vastly increased his or her bank account. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Call it the Alan Grayson Method. The DUmmies' Darling DU Jour is one Wendy Davis, a state senator in Texas who has just thrown her tennis shoes into the ring for governor. Ms. Davis catapulted to fame in June, when she filibustered a bill regulating abortions by standing for eleven hours...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-07-13 ("This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown)

    10/07/2013 5:09:08 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 40 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 7, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    "And you shall set limits for the people all around, saying, 'Take care not to go up into the mountain or touch the edge of it. Whoever touches the mountain shall be put to death.'" (Exodus 19:12) Mount Rushmore has become Mount Sinai. Lord Obama has declared it. Even though the partial "government shutdown" affects only a small percentage of federal spending, and the Chief Executive has the discretion to manage and adjust and prioritize accordingly, the Offended One is determined to make the "shutown" as visible and as miserable as possible, so that he can blame the eeevil...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-02-13 (DUmmies Slam WWII Vets Before Changed Liberal Talking Points Arrived)

    10/02/2013 6:07:08 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 2, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Apparently the DUmmies revealed their TRUE selves when they slammed WWII vets for going through the WWII Memorial barriers before they had a chance to review the liberal talking points memos that came out later. See, according to the liberal talking points, the vets were prevented from entering the WWII Memorial in Washington, D.C. because the EVIL Republicans caused the government shutdown. Of course, all mention of the FACT that it was Republican congressional officials, including Michelle Bachmann, and NOT any Democrat helped to lower the barriers for the vets was not mentioned at all as you can see...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-19-13 ( DUmmies Mourn Overturning of Tom DeLay Conviction)

    09/19/2013 6:14:57 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 28 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 19, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    It was a sad day today in DUmmieland. The DUmmies are mourning the overturning of the POLITICAL conviction of former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay as you can see in this THREAD, "Tom DeLay verdict overturned by Texas appellate court." No word yet on the reaction of Charlie Rangel who had tons of REAL evidence against him yet still escaped any prosecution. So let us now watch the DUmmies sad but angry reaction to the overturned conviction of The Hammer in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how long before the Democrats conjure up imaginary...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-10-13 (Pitt Calls Obama Syria Speech Incoherent)

    09/10/2013 8:27:06 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 23 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 10, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, & PJ-Comix
    DUmmieland's expert on incoherence has declared Obama's Syria speech to be incoherent. Yes, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT has weighed in and declared Barack Obama's speech on Syria to be incoherent as you can see in his thread, That was pretty goddamned incoherent, frankly. For once, Mama Raven, can relax because I won't be slamming Sonny Boy this time around since he is correct in his analysis. You know what they say about a broken clock being right twice a day. Anyway, Pitt was quite disappointed in Obama's speech as you can see. So let us now watch Pitt slam Obama's...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-03-13 (MIC Check! DUmmies Fall In Love With Another Abbreviation)

    09/03/2013 4:31:16 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 25 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 3, 2013 | PJ-Comix
    The DUmmies have always had a deep romance with obscure abbreviations. Why? Because it makes them seem like experts on various subjects when they're not. Want to sound like Know-it-all Nadin? Just spout 9-11 conspiracy abbreviation such as LIHOP or MIHOP. Another such abbreviation they used to push was PNAC. And now we have MIC. Yes, during the past week "MIC" has popped up in numerous DUmmie threads including these titles, Why did the MIC instruct Obama to seek Congressional authorization for an attack?, Syria isn't about money or corporations or the MIC, I LOVE Watching MIC Presstitutes Get...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-23-13 (Get DUmmie DainBramaged FIRED For Stealing Cable Box Remote At Work)

    08/23/2013 9:49:39 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 194 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 23, 2013 | DUmmie DainBramaged, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Ok, mea culpa. I've been MIA with the DUFUs for far too long. My only excuse is that I got overwhelmed with incredible coupon deals the past 3 weeks. However, I am hoping to make up for it by presenting you all with a chance to don your Sherlock Holmes hats and do some detective work in discovering either who DUmmie DainBramaged is or where he/she/it works. Why? Because DUmmie DainBramaged has confessed to sabotaging his/her/its workplace by stealing their cable box and then lying to the management about it as you can see in this confessional THREAD, "I...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-22-13 ("Chelsea Manning": DUmmies get behind the whistle-blower)

    08/22/2013 4:03:01 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 18 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 22, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Bush, Cheney, and Rummy: war criminals, and they remain free. Bradley Manning: whistle-blower, and he gets sentenced to 35 years in prison. Where is the justice? Justice for Treyson! This sums up the DUmmies' reaction to the sentencing of Nothing-Is-Private Manning. But that was yesterday. Today comes news that Bradley--who at one time had called himself "Brianna"--now wants to be known as "Chelsea" and live as a woman. Bradley is no longer manning. Multiple threads the last couple of days, too many to link to them all. We'll start with this THREAD, "Bradley Manning sentanced to 35 years." But...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-20-13 (Know-it-all Nadin pundificates: "Yup...the schism on DU is deepening")

    08/19/2013 10:29:13 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 40 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 20, 2013 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Time to catch up with our old friend, Know-it-all Nadin Brzezinski (seen above, in action as interpid girl reporter Nadin Abbott, sniffing out yet another story). In today's episode, Nadin pundificates on the state of DUmmieland, here in this THREAD, "Yup...the schism on DU is deepening." This is an occasion, of course--as in all Nadin threads--for the all-knowing, condescending one to make herself look superior and sagacious. And then, when there's some blowback--or even anticipating it--she takes on the martyr persona, suffering nobly under the bullies. It's like Nadin has a permanent "Kick me!" sign taped to her back....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-18-13 (Yes We Scan: The Obama Legacy?)

    08/17/2013 11:44:49 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 29 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 18, 2013 | DUmmie Kablooie, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Now that President Obama is well into his Lame Duck Dynasty, the question arises: What will be the Obama Legacy? A vibrant economy? Universal health care for all? World peace? Racial healing? Lower ocean levels? It's so hard to pick just one. The increasingly disenchanted DUmmies, though, might pick "None of the above." That's the gist of this THREAD by DUmmie Kablooie, "Wow. With all these NSA revelations rolling in Obama's legacy may not be Obamacare." So let us now watch the DUmmies discuss the Obama Legacy, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-16-13 (Forever 29.5: It's Obamacare, DUmmies--Own It!)

    08/16/2013 3:47:20 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 16, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmies continue to reel from the real effects of Obamacare, as it begins to unfold. The latest news is that the national clothing-store chain Forever 21 is moving many of their employees from full-time to part-time status, so the company doesn't have to suffer the punitive costs of Obamacare. Hey, DUmmies, OWN IT! This is what you voted for. Own it. But no, instead of owning it, the DUmmies are frowning it. They're mad at Forever 21 for trying to keep their business in business. Why, in fact, this calls for a BOYCOTT!! The DUmmies are going to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-12-13 (Obama's critics are racist--unless they're DUmmies)

    08/12/2013 8:27:50 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 30 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 12, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    If you oppose President Obama, if you don't like him, you MUST be a RACIST! You're criticizing him because, as a racist Rethuglican, you can't STAND having a black man in the White House! Unless of course you're a DUmmie. Then you have free rein to criticize Obama all you want, because, as a progressive, ipso facto, you CANNOT be a racist, and you're only criticizing him because he's let us down by not being progressive enough. That's about the size of things in DUmmieland. And the DUmmies are too dense to see their DUbble standard--as we'll see demonstrated...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-08-13 (Pitt almost stumbles into some truth)

    08/08/2013 4:52:30 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 17 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 8, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The man you are looking at is William Rivers Pitt, the erstwhile Wunderkind of DUmmieland, "Pied Piper Pitt," now a 41-year-old has-been/never-was journopundactivist and self-important muckety-muck for an obscure prog blog called "truthout." Ever since Journalist Pitt swore to the high heavens that an indictment of Karl Rove was a done deal, sealed, and would be revealed within 24 business hours, Mr. Pitt has been the laughingstock of the internets. OK, you can stop looking at the picture now and go fetch some eyebleach. BTW, that's a screenshot of the Pittster youtubing for dollars for his little truthout site....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-03-13 (Obongo Unchanged: Even the DUmmies are down on Obama)

    08/02/2013 10:41:55 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 23 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 3, 2013 | DUmmie Fire Walk With Me, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    You know things are going bad, when you're the most liberal, socialist, gayest president in American history, and yet even the progressive moonbats are down on you. Such is life right now for that guy who sometimes visits the White House--oh, what's his name again? Yeah, Barack Obongo, TPFKAO (The President Formerly Known As Obamassiah). But the bloom is off that rose. That train left the station long ago. In other words, Obie is well into his Lame Duck Dynasty. See the DUmmies dump on their former hero, the guy they used to swoon over! It's all here in...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-01-13 (Angry DUmmie goes to Disneyland!)

    08/01/2013 4:46:26 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 46 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 1, 2013 | DUmmie tk2kewl, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Angry DUmmie is ANGRY!!! And at The Happiest Place on Earth, no less! That's right, one of the DUmmies is at Disneyland, taking his family on vacation . . . but he's AS MAD AS HELL, and he's not going to take it anymore! What's the problem, you ask? Why, the constant, pervasive surveillance and instrusion on his family's privacy! In other words, you've got to have a photo taken to go with your pass. A small thing, you may think. But this is enough to get DUmmie tk2kewl worked up to a BOIL! He launches into a classic,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-16-13 ("George Zimmerman sues NBC for defamation")

    07/16/2013 11:03:30 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 46 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 16, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    The one inconvenient fact that DUmmies and other liberals are reluctant to confront about the Zimmerman case is that NBC News FRAUDULENTLY edited Zimmerman's 911 tape to make him sound like a racist. As a result, Zimmerman is now suing them for defamation. There is no doubt that he will win but the only question is how much will he get. $10 million? $20 million? More? I just hope any settlement (and NBC News will be anxious to settle OUT of court) includes a stipulation that Brian Williams MUST issue an apology to Zimmerman at the top of his...