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Quadro-copters are cool and definitely adult toys

so THAT's why my wife is hounding me for one.

Send him to Genesis planet

You will help him through Pon Farr, then?

Terrorists are leaving secret messages in porn... I'll do a month of research and report back.

I should do a hands-on investigation myself.

Georgia’s always on my mind.

In Soviet Russia, Lesbians raid YOU!!!

on a scholarship grant, no doubt, because of his race / ethnic background.

It’s at very least extremely hypocritical. This guy is here taking every liberty with the freedom of education that we offer, a student at a very prestigious university, and he wants to talk about how western educational values are oppressing him?!!?

simple answer: leave.

What is the definition of non-PC?

I'll take "Things Conservative Christians Believe" for 1000, Alec.

If the White House takes immediate action against anyone, it will be the Coptic Christians. Followed by the Western Christians.

It’s colder than that in Houston right now.

Who’s the stiff second from the right? That man has no neck.

Their agenda is going to get us all killed.

I respectfully disagree. It represents the epitome of everything that is wrong with America. (spoiler alert) His mom sleeps with the high school principle to "mainstream" a handicapped kid into the normal curriculum. When they find out he's fast, he's promoted and passed because he's the local football star. Every one he ever met, most of all Jenny, uses him for their own gain and never give him anything in return. Even the one guy stole his bumper sticker phrase. Jenny repeatedly uses him, then finally dumps her kid off on him when she is dying. Even Lt. Dan comes to mooch a job off of him when times are hard.

Good Golly! What did Sally Field have to do to get him into the ARMY?!?!?

They could likely build one next week.

I dont' belive that. If they could build one or buy one anywhere, they would.

Just avoid those massive earthquakes, and you’re good.

Can I get two, please?

When the plan is for government to _compel_ a particular diet, a revolt is in order.

Bingo. Or religion. Or marriage definition. Or anything else.

As much as y’all don’t want to hear it... I’ve been “plant-based” for 2 1/2 years now, and have never felt better, or had better stats at the doctor’s office.

I’m just not an activist about it. It’s a personal choice.

And, yes, I’d eat meat in a heartbeat in a survival situation.

And yes... yes, I do miss bacon.

And they can choose mercy as long as they refund the state for the burden.

Why yes... yes, I do. Wait, what?!?!

What? Timmy is stuck in the well? No? Jazzy is stuck in a ditch?

It’s horribly personally offensive. But I wouldn’t personally hack off someone’s head just for saying it.

Oh, yes. I do.

Do you realize how offensive that statement is to all peace-loving Moslems?

it’s VENUS that has the runaway Global Warming that Earth is doomed to repeat unless we all drive Chevy Volts.

Wonder what the sun traded for Pluto.

All of Mars's water.

“Under Pressure”!

A complete failure of the Electoral College system.

I’ve always heard that 90% of the fish are in 10% of the lake at any one time, anyway...

1. Carpet bomb Raqqa Mecca and Mosul Medina.
2. Repeat.

WWIII started November 4, 1979

But why were they taking civilian transport? Why couldn’t we evacuate our own personnel? Area saturated in, oh, I don’t know... what could it be? Benghazi MANPADS, maybe?

Well, in that case, we should switch to the REPUBLIC party.

Yes. Let’s play GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR.

OR ... Is he backhandedly threatening Jordan to stay away from ISIL?

All hits aside, that is very well said, my FRiend.

Hopefully, that tanker truck does not have something that goes boom!

No worries. It's written into the grime on the back of the tank, there. It was Baby Milk. From the Baby Milk Plant.

Who in their right mind would ask the Congress of the United States — who can’t cobble together a fiscal policy — to assume control of monetary policy

So, the real question is... who in their right mind would elect idiots to such a respectable, dutiful, and powerful post as a member of the United States Congress holds?

Really? Can you quote them?

"Unless we get on our high horse and think this is unique to some other place, remember that during the crusades and the inquisition, people committed terrible deeds in the name of Christ," Obama said Wednesday. "And in our home country, slavery, and Jim Crow, all too often was justified in the name of Christ."

And besides, many rockets have been launched in the name of Christ...

It’s going to get real interesting real quick if the constitutionally supported, rightfully elected Congress starts investigating these powerful, yet constitutionally questionable “agencies” of the Executive Office... ain’t it?

“I just kept rubbing the sticks together, faster, faster... it began to smoke... then BOOM. Flame happened. The other trogdolytes were sore amazed.”

see my tag line.

Here is my honest advice. Wish I had done this early on. I am an IT professional, and have been for the past 25 years.

Learn a trade skill. HVAC, Plumbing, Electrical, Carpentry/Masonry. These CANNOT be outsourced. They must be performed on location.

“(s)He’s giving me the go, (s)He’s giving me the high sign”

non-politically correct, answer

What?!?!? I said "alternative lifestyle"!

What you have to consider is that most of the fashion industry is led by effeminate alternative lifestyle men who want all women to look hot and sexy, like the little nine year old boys of their dreams.

A real woman, like this, is a fat cow.

Sadly, I must agree. I sit here right now while my upper management makes plans to outsource my job.