Free Republic

must be the rum tremors.

Soon:

Person A: “I don’t like what you’re doing there. It offends me. Islam demands I kill you.”

Person B: *silence* (or the last gurgling of a headless trunk)

Skylab?

He’s first threatening to... ‘find our towns’?

Rocket surgeon, this one. May I suggest Google Maps?

a Lemon Drop Shooter would be a shot glass full of lemon vodka.

Whoa... nice endangered species you have mounted on your wall, there...

4:20... some pot smoking student is in a lot of trouble.

If you can still call it a free election.

My thoughts, too. They are actively assisting in her election.

Iran is not stupid enough to pay that.

So... what is Assad (and his puppet-master Putin) gonna do about it?

It’s what I do. I toke and I know things.

Don’t you know why? Obama went to Louisiana to save the little people!

Now that the rains have returned to Texas after several years of drought conditions, I have seen western harvester ants and the Texas Horned Lizard make a return.

Fire ants had driven them out. I guess fire ants don’t like a lot of rain.

But we have plenty of all types of ants. The armadillos are welcome to them.

My dogs’ nerves, mostly.

opossum and armadillo are problems for me in Houston.

That’s easy. They don’t exist.

Obviously not from around Houston.

I was a passenger in a golf cart, going downhill, too fast, and the driver suddenly swerved left. I flew out, did two somersaults and landed on my feet running right next to the cart, so I jumped right back in as if it never happened.

The driver wet himself laughing so hard.

s’why we still eat black-eyed-peas at New Years.

I second.

“... your excellency...” ?!?

Wait a minute. Here you are talking about the Uniparty, but you were berating me for saying the Republic no longer exists as functioning Republic.

Which is it? A uniparty or a functioning republic?

I say uniparty, and the republic, as it was designed, is dead.

Despite the rhetoric being thrown around to the contrary, I will plan to fight it out here in Texas.

Perhaps we could salvage the Old Republic.

Even as we throw shade at each other here on this forum, the House and Senate plot to have Trump somehow removed from the ballot.

Where do you read into all this that I surrender?

Indeed, let’s name the enemy and fight it together.

Denying the system is a sham and carrying on about Hillary being TOAST is to pretend that we still have representation in the House, Senate and Electoral College.

We do not.

I am not helpless.
I am not hopeless.
I am not whining.

This thread is about Hillary being TOAST (not my capitalization).

I am trying to point out why that is not so.

It is not in the script for Hillary to be TOAST.

I’ll put a case of Shiner Bock on it.

Even if he “wins”, he won’t be “elected”. It is not in the script for him to win.

*blind AS the

Seriously. You are as blind and the democrats.

We just witnessed the DNC acknowledge their rigging with an apology to Sanders and the resigning of the head posts... and no one batted an eye.

The DNC went on as scripted, and Hillary was nominated.

Sanders caved.

Doing something over and over again and expecting a different result is the definition of INSANITY.

Wake up.

May your chains rest lightly upon you...

Wake up. She will NOT be toast. She WILL be elected. All of it is a ruse. The general election is as rigged as the DNC.

The Republic is dead.

Well, THAT just jinxed it.

What the hell happened in the audience that we don’t see that terrified her and caused not one but 4 SS agents to surround her on stage?

Something more than a banner and shouting...

Where is Caterpie-Metapod-Butterfree?

I wouldn’t trust this as far as I could throw it.

Great way to find out who has what.