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I know he got fairly knocked up." -- Sunday World

Wow, dude. What in the world did they DO to him in the hospital?!?!

Did Shultz actually refer to ISIL rather than ISIS? He is probably in a torture room re-education seminar as we speak.

The Dave Crowder band has re-issued this song to say “Unforseen kiss” because of all the bad press it got.

Bounce ye rubble

And the rubble did bounce.

And it was good.

Tell ‘em about the twinkie, aomagrat!

$15K a MONTH....

“What do you think I should do on my honeymoon?”

“Ah, go $&(^ yourself”

Even if your oldest likes habaneros, exercise extreme caution with the ghosts.

It’s a fifteen minute ride. 9 up 6 down. It continually gets hotter for 9 full minutes.

Ghosts ARE insanely hot... but if you can get past the heat, they have a good flavor. I put ONE in several quarts of salsa, and it is so good.

Well, it is... it is, actually. Just with a lower-case “p”.

Starting with you bastards. Stop hating the Jews, I’ll consider stopping hating Muslims.

Just seeded my ghost, maya, and reaper peppers. Looking forward to a REAL hot summer :)

Laz, how many balls would you hit that with?

ahem.. TENNIS balls, of course.

Allan = Allah

That's OK. I used to think Andy=Jesus

at least they did not rape her dog and shot her

I would have swapped those around, but, hey, to each their own. I'm not judging.

So... yes. Completely unbiased. If by “unbiased”, you mean wholeheartedly supporting your leftist agenda with slanted propaganda.

Indeed, unbiased.

Actually, though it started in Chicago, this story is about Houston, TX.

They should not try this at my home.

no... just a slight headache.

simply say that Islam is incompatible with them and there is simply no place for it in our society.

Luckily, I have seen Star Trek, and know that there is no long-term future for Islam.

But, no... much like Trayvon Martin and other factless reporting, there is NO CONSEQUENCE to the media for their actions.

Rolling Stone should be charged with inciting a riot, and at minimum be liable for all property damages.

Since late summer, the U.S.–led coalition has been bombarding ISIS with air strikes

Are we still bombing them in Iraq? Who knew?

Where is the media with the footage of damaged baby milk factories and bomb-magnet lady?

When is this nightmare going to end?

Right after we win the GREAT WORLD WAR.

Already was (2001). Didn’t move then, won’t move now.

If that Islam only left us with a shoulder scar.

released either deliberately or accidentally

with HORRIFIC consequences, as no one is innoculated for it any longer. My age group may be the last with the shoulder scars.

Thanks for the update. I just ordered 6 plants for myself. We’ll see how they do.

Happy Gardening!

They are at war with the world.

Speaking of seed catalogs, I was looking at the new Parks Seeds catalog, and they have something called pineberries, which look like white strawberries with red seeds.

Anyone have any experience with these? Recommend or not?

As the auditorium, seemingly more sports arena than church

That's because they bought a 99 year lease of the Compaq Center, aka The Summit, aka ex-home of the Rockets.

Perhaps the pen WILL be mightier than the sword.

Man, I hope not. Obama has threatened that he has one of those, AND a phone...

Only because it’s true ;)

Nothing good happens in Florida.

LOL! Thanks, I had no idea. My French stops at 'croissant'

Mine doesn't... if all those words my dad used to say "Pardon my French" about, were, indeed, French.

It is not clear whether the two events are connected

... only to those who choose not to see.

“Would you believe one circus seal with a flashlight?”

JB: "Teach me to be a real blood-sucking Dem like, you, Dahling"

NP: "Well, first off... it's the NECK, not the EAR!"

nothing wrong with fried yuca.

I didn't see yucca on Mooshell's school lunch plan. French Fries, however...

That’s not what Reggie Love says...

Right after “O Holy Night” is heard in every mosque at Ramadan.

Aggies have a history of taking football too seriously.

Gracias.

Actually, I should have known. A "Cajon" here in South Texas a form of hand drum.

I guess the weekly “Cajones” especial will be unusually small this week...

What do you get when you cross a pig with a meerkat?

The Grinch, apparently.

I bet you can, and I bet they are.

Not gay?!? You just ruined Laz’s second fantasy.

Ah... yes. The “select” teams.

Thank you for clarifying for me.

Tommy and Dickie Smothers.

Are you kidding? I thought ALL these teams were the All-Stars of their respective neighborhood leagues.

My son was on one.

You can tell from the picture she is using an automatic AR type assault rifle with 30 shells in the clip.

“Hooves up! Don’t shoot!”