I remember reading somewhere that approx. 3% of the population took up arms during the Revolution. Today we have approx. 300 million people in this country (if you don’t count the illegals). 3% of 300 million is 9 million. Even half of that is a very big number. That said, maybe I am too optimistic.
Gallagher: (watermelon smashing comedian) “I want to go to Chicago, and I want my luggage to go to NYC.” Airline: “We can’t do that, sir.” Gallagher: “Well, you did it last week.”
Dr. Strangelove was released in 1964. $100 was worth something back then. You could buy a used car that was good enough to get you to work every day, for example.
He doesn’t know what an electron is because Govenmementium has no electrons. Highly Secretive Government Research Facility Announces Discovery Of Heaviest Element Ever Known
Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2011 10:48:04 AM by MindBender26
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 – 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons
In the 1990s, I was an interstate truck driver in the midwest. The best part of the job was “nobody looking over your shoulder”. As long as your pick-ups and deliveries were on time, nobody cared what route you took or what you did in between loads. With the tracking and micro-management these days, I’m glad to be retired.
” rates at this point in the fiscal year are about average compared with past years dating to 2021.” ........ You will notice that they don’t compare the rates to the years when Trump was POTUS.