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  • South Africa: Stephen Hawking seeks 'Einsteins of Africa'

    05/11/2008 2:31:15 PM PDT · by yankeedame · 30 replies · 730+ views
    Telegraph.co.uk ^ | 11/05/2008 | Sebastien Berger
    Stephen Hawking seeks 'Einsteins of Africa' By Sebastien Berger in Johannesburg Last Updated: 9:18PM BST 11/05/2008Stephen Hawking, the wheelchair-bound physicist, has launched a search for the "Einsteins of Africa" with a lecture in Cape Town. Prof Hawking: 'The world of science needs Africa's brilliant talents'Prof Hawking's speech at the African Institute for Mathematical Sciences (AIMS), titled Universe, marked the expansion of the postgraduate institution in an effort to accelerate Africa's development. Two Nobel physics laureates – a prize which still eludes the author of A Brief History of Time – along with the head of Nasa, also took part. Prof...
  • Oscar, the psychic death sensing nursing home cat, found dead

    08/21/2007 10:48:13 AM PDT · by chordmaster · 145 replies · 2,962+ views
    PROVIDENCE, RI (TDR)- Oscar, the nursing home cat who could seemingly sense the impending death of patients, was found dead early yesterday. The cat gained recent notoriety when reports of his ability to detect the impending death of the terminally ill became public. Seemingly aware that death was at hand, Oscar would reportedly climb into the bed of patients during their final hours...
  • The joke's on us (CBC's 'Little Mosque on the Prairie')

    01/11/2007 2:57:58 PM PST · by GMMAC · 55 replies · 1,842+ views
    National Post - Canada ^ | Thursday, January 11, 2007 | Barbara Kay
    The joke's on us Barbara Kay, National Post Published: Thursday, January 11, 2007 I caught the opening episode of CBC's Little Mosque on the Prairie Tuesday night. It wasn't quite as bad as I'd anticipated. That is to say, it's awful, but at least my worst fears were not realized: Thanks be to Allah, there are no Jews in this sitcom. So I was spared my fantasized plot thread of a young Muslim boy and a young Jewish boy -- the son of the local rabbi, of course -- who find some quarrel in a straw, but then, through...
  • Liberal radio is airing bad jokes and worst taste

    05/12/2004 8:25:19 AM PDT · by ezfindit · 59 replies · 210+ views
    Daily News ^ | 5/12/2004 | Michael Goodwin
    The United States "is on the slippery slope to theocratic fascism." "The Catholic Church has been secretly encouraging oral sex for years." Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld "ought to be tortured." President Bush should be taken out and shot. Those are a few nutso nuggets from the hosts of Air America Radio, which calls itself the new liberal voice. The fledgling network is carried in New York on WLIB, 1190 AM. With the Iraq torture scandal everywhere, I tuned in, expecting to hear sober policy analysis mixed with glee over President Bush's political pickle. Instead, I got 10 hours of rancid...
  • AMBROSE EVANS-PRITCHARD: Alarm at 'EU Pentagon' plan

    12/16/2002 4:40:07 PM PST · by MadIvan · 36 replies · 135+ views
    The Daily Telegraph ^ | December 17, 2002 | Ambrose Evans-Pritchard
    The European Union is drawing up plans for a "Euro-Pentagon" in Brussels commanded by a defence chief able to launch military operations anywhere in the world. The proposals call for an EU defence secretary with responsibility for running operations. Yes the two Boy Scouts with a slingshot will go to Bosnia, then to Iraq, and then to Lebanon, all before tea time! - Ivan His staff would be able to draw on an autonomous EU command and control nexus and an intelligence agency with satellite capability. They are to be published today by the defence working group of the Convention...