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  • Cindy Sheehan is Sexy (Zotted for impure thoughts about the blessed Mother Sheehan)

    09/24/2005 10:30:53 AM PDT · by Boss Hogg · 199 replies · 6,952+ views
    Do you think she'll go out with me?
  • Quality of zots improving; Admin Mod can eat again!!

    08/13/2005 3:11:17 PM PDT · by certumquodfactum · 81 replies · 2,150+ views
    The Jewish Agency for Israel ^ | 8/13/05 | Jennifer Rosenberg
    How utterly evil the Palis must be to have rejected a state as natural in its borders as the one shown above! (this was the only way to slice and dice Palestine so that "Israel" could be born with a Jewish majority). Slicing and dicing into islands is called apartheid. picture is from: http://www.jafi.org.il/education/100/maps/part.html Though Balfour, himself, was in favor of a Jewish state, Great Britain particularly favored the declaration as an act of policy. Britain wanted the United States to join World War I and the British hoped that by supporting a Jewish homeland in Palestine, world Jewry...
  • Donkeys get Marines around in Afghanistan

    08/13/2005 10:26:15 AM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 21 replies · 785+ views
    AP on Bakersfield Californian ^ | 8/13/05 | Daniel Cooney - AP
    KANDAGAL, Afghanistan - The U.S. military has gone low-tech. Frustrated with the limitations of using its fleet of modern Humvee four-wheel-drives in rugged mountains with few roads, a battalion of Marines has enlisted the help of transport vehicles that Afghan villagers have been using for centuries — donkeys. About 30 of the animals have been rented from local farmers to haul food and bottled water to hundreds of Afghan and U.S. troops on a major two-week operation to battle militants deep in remote mountains in eastern Afghanistan's Kunar province. "With all the smart bombs and the modern stuff in war...
  • The Decline and Fall of the American Troll (ZOT!)

    08/05/2005 1:18:30 PM PDT · by xiiithcentury · 36 replies · 1,860+ views
    NOVAK: Isn’t that the decline of values in language that is… that is poisoning America?
  • Beecause of Bush eye drink two much. ZOT!

    08/03/2005 2:05:45 PM PDT · by Mr Omalley · 146 replies · 3,612+ views
    <p>When Bill Clinton was President evrything was wondeful and merry and I didn't drink. But now all is gloomy and depressing with terror and wars and the stresss of having that awfull man as president who stole elctions makes just want to drink. I drink 10 beers a day maybe more becase I don't count and sometimes I drink gin and rum. Now I have high blood pressure and liver enzymes.</p>
  • I am Mad, Hysterical, and Zotted

    07/30/2005 9:11:44 AM PDT · by unhappy camper · 322 replies · 10,066+ views
    Excuse me for infiltrating your kingdom, but I need to vent. I just had to pay $2.41 a gallon for gas and I can't afford this. I blame Bush and his illegal wars for this travesty. And since you are part of the remaining 40% of dummies who still support that assclown, I blame you, too. I hope so much the Democrats take back Congress in 2006 so this nazi will be impeached and tossed in the clink. How you idiots can't see this man is pure evil, I don't know. Hopefully, both he and KKKarl Rove will be in...
  • McCain-Kennedy Amnesty Bill Opens the Border(RINO Alert!)

    07/12/2005 7:46:34 AM PDT · by TexasCajun · 58 replies · 1,074+ views
    Human Events Online ^ | Jul 12, 2005 | James R. Edwards, Jr.
    McCain-Kennedy Amnesty Bill Opens the Border by James R. Edwards, Jr. Posted Jul 12, 2005> At a time of sustained, mass immigration, a glut of unskilled foreign workers, unrelenting illegal immigration and fiscal overload, Sens. John McCain, R-Ariz., and Ted Kennedy, D-Mass., propose to flood America with more of the same. Their recently introduced legislation, S. 1033, creates two supposedly temporary work visas. Those programs are vehicles to legalize all 10-12 million illegal aliens. The H5A visa is for unskilled foreigners who can’t get here on any other unskilled work visas, such as H2A for agricultural work. The 3-year H5A...
  • Rev. Billy Graham: Let Hillary "Run The Country"

    06/27/2005 12:11:22 PM PDT · by hispanichoosier · 166 replies · 3,850+ views
    Yahoo! News ^ | 06/26/2005 | Rachel Zoll
    Graham called the Clintons "wonderful friends" and "a great couple," quipping that the former president should become an evangelist and allow "his wife to run the country."
  • ZOT! The Sad truth about this site

    05/13/2005 11:23:29 AM PDT · by FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde) · 241 replies · 6,513+ views
    Weve all seen and heard of a place called Free Republic, its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs who have the hygene of John Goodman after a long picnic. They thrive on stupid,worthless topics that focus around the "wonder of life" and "lets keep people who cant feel or think alive because were to stubborn to admit that its pretty damn foolish". But above all other abominations in this world is the wretched "Admin Mod", a man of horrible values and the judgement of a meth lab. It is he who makes free republic, well not free at all,...
  • On This Day, Reagan Assination [sic] Attempt and Troll Zotted.

    03/30/2005 8:56:07 AM PST · by MatrixMetaphore · 84 replies · 1,820+ views
    Global News Matrix ^ | March 30, 2005 | MatrixMetaphore
    Interesting how Nobody seems to recall THAT BUSH AND HINCKLEY HAD DINNER PLANS THAT NIGHT He is currently undergoing emergency surgery at George Washington University Hospital but there are unconfirmed reports he walked in unaided. Initial reports claim he may have a punctured lung. Five to six shots were fired as he left the Washington Hilton Hotel where he had been addressing a union convention, about one mile from the White House. A man, firing at close range, also wounded White House Press Secretary James Brady in the head. A Secret Service official and a Washington policeman were also injured...
  • Mayor shoots his own backside

    02/03/2005 3:49:06 PM PST · by Rakkasan1 · 48 replies · 615+ views
    annanova ^ | 2-3-05 | annanova
    A Colombian mayor shot himself in the backside while he was on the toilet. Rafael Augusto Galan, Mayor of Ramiquiri, was out on his rounds when he was caught short. He asked to use the toilet of a local shop and disappeared into the back, reports Terra Noticias Populares. A witness said: "All we heard was the noise of a 9mm gun firing!" The mayor's handgun, which he was carrying in his back pocket, had gone off wounding him in the backside. Mayor Galan needed hospital treatment but has made a full recovery.
  • Fahrenheit Fallujah (Kevin Sites)

    11/17/2004 9:10:16 AM PST · by demlosers · 53 replies · 2,891+ views
    Mich news ^ | Nov 17, 2004 | Irwin N. Graulich
    It is the Rodney King incident, Iraqi style. A piece of war taken totally out of context, for ratings and to make a reporter's career. Kevin Sites, the embedded NBC reporter in Falluja has tried to pull a "Michael Moore," using an "innocent (sic)" insurgent terrorist lying dead on the floor or playing possum with the marines. One day before, an enemy body lay in a similar position with a hidden booby trap, wounding several Americans. Another group of soldiers had previously been seriously injured by an Islamic combatant, who seemingly arose from the dead with his AK-47 blazing. This...
  • The picture of Michael Moore that comes back to haunt him

    11/04/2004 2:26:07 PM PST · by doug from upland · 101 replies · 6,344+ views
    11-3-04 | dfu
    John McCain called Michael Moore a "disingenuous filmmaker" at the Republican National Covention. He did not know that Lard*ss was in the house. So, Lard*ss smiled, stood up, and gave the "L" for Loser sign. Today, the disingenuous filmmaker is in hiding. Have fun mocking him. He is one of the most disgusting human beings to ever be involved in the political process. Thanks to flashbunny for adding the appropriate word to the photo.
  • Frivolous? Heckling fan mulls lawsuit against Padres' Nevin

    06/03/2004 8:24:01 PM PDT · by the_devils_advocate_666 · 4 replies · 180+ views
    SI.com ^ | June 3, 2004 | Dan Geroge
    I don't know if this is the definition of irony, but it sure is funny. A Phillies fan has filed a complaint with Major League Baseball and the players' union because the Padres' Phil Nevin said some bad words in response to the fan's heckling. Daniel Ribecchi is so upset -- his 8-year-old daughter was with him when the incident occurred after Nevin struck out during a May 23 game at Citizens Bank Park -- that he's hired an attorney. I'm not condoning Nevin's reportedly X-rated response -- he has a history of hotheaded exchanges with fans, and Padres GM...
  • If Kerry Strolls from Wife's Mansion to FleetCenter, Tough Test For Convention Security

    05/28/2004 5:16:24 PM PDT · by nwrep · 26 replies · 203+ views
    AP ^ | May 28, 2004 | nwrep
    BOSTON -- The toughest security test for the Democratic National Convention could come if John Kerry decides to take a stroll -- from his Beacon Hill home to the convention site. Organizers are taking unprecedented security steps at the first national political convention since the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks -- closing nearly 40 miles of major roads, banning parking around the FleetCenter and providing training to Boston police from experts who have responded to suicide terrorism in Israel and large crowds in Northern Ireland. The decisions were made before federal law enforcement authorities warned on Wednesday that terrorists might target...
  • Man makes an ass of Cyprus passport checks - by crossing with a "donkey passport".

    09/24/2003 6:31:50 AM PDT · by bedolido · 1 replies · 277+ views
    ABC News ^ | 09/24/03 | Staff Writer
    A man and his donkey have been arrested in Cyprus after they tried to poke fun at passport checks by crossing the island's divide equipped only with a "donkey passport". Greek Cypriot pensioner Savvas Christodoulou and his donkey, Shelidona, were part of a protest which activists hoped would highlight opposition to passport checks at the recently opened border, which has divided the island since 1974. Turkish Cypriot police encouraged them to cross the Nicosia checkpoint into Turkish-controlled territory but moments later plainclothes officers bundled Mr Christodoulou into a car. His donkey, the heavily pregnant Shelidona, was led off to the...
  • Fly the Friendly(?) Skies of .....

    12/25/2002 6:06:48 PM PST · by steplock · 20 replies · 258+ views
    Ohio.com ^ | 24 dec 2002 | ap
    A wonderful Christmas present courtesy of the stupidity of COMAIR Airlines (Ohio) executives, pilots and air crew. We must also include the added stupidity af the airport security personnel, and the Dane County Sheriff's Department who had the final say to DROP this illegal detention of an innocent legal citizen of the United States of America. I would be bringing charges of "Kidnapping, Illegal Detention, Harassment, False Imprisonment, etc" against all those above who are responsible. QuoteAirline passenger cited for remark about drinkingMADISON, Wis. - An airline passenger was cited for disorderly conduct Tuesday after the plane's crew accused him...
  • Live thread: Al Gore on SNL

    12/14/2002 8:30:37 PM PST · by Dubya_gal · 314 replies · 2,406+ views
    Anyone want to watch SNL and poke fun of Al?
  • Supreme Court bans Nativity! (Vanity)

    11/25/2002 7:40:59 PM PST · by dark_lord · 2 replies · 198+ views
    The Web | Unknown | Unknown
    This just in!! The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington, DC this Christmas. This isn't for any religious constitutional reason. They simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation's capitol. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
  • A GOOD OLD FASHIONED AS* WHIPPING (HERE'S THE RANT MY FELLOW FREEPERS)

    11/06/2002 6:16:08 AM PST · by KLT · 137 replies · 867+ views
    CAPITOLHILLBLUE.COM ^ | 11-6-02 | DOUG THOMPSON
    An old-fashioned ass whippingBy DOUG THOMPSON Nov 6, 2002, 07:48 Did anybody get the license number on that truck that mowed down the Democrats last night? Voters around the country gave the party of the Donkey an old-fashioned ass whipping in the midterm elections, returning control of the Senate to Republicans and giving the elephants a larger margin of control of the House. In Minnesota, Republican Norm Coleman handed replacement candidate Walter Mondale his first-ever statewide defeat in a race that wasn’t called until after the sun came up today. “I keep looking for a way to spin this but...