CAP TIME - Dan Rather Begs For Crumbs At Saddam Hussein's Palace

25 February, 2003

[Happy2BMe]

SANDMAN: Pooh - boy! Talking to you is like talking to a camel!

[Tamzee]

Ahhh, General Rather! I am so pleased at your success in the sabotage mission...

[hole_n_one]

How do you know I won't suddenly get the urge to change this pic to one of Gilligan and the Skipper?

[Diogenesis]

Terrorist Saddam: "Mr, Rather, it is remarkable that you so quickly betray the USA and American people,
for so little. We usually must gang rape a man's children and then his wife,
and electrify his testicles and cut off a few fingers before
he betrays his people."

[ladyinred]

Totally agree with your statement. I was horrified to see even a few minutes of this disgraceful display. I couldn't stand much, and changed the channel. Disgusting.

[Lijahsbubbe]

Hussein: You're so stylishly dressed! I must get name of your provider of suits for when I have TV show of mine own!

[CedarDave]

You can do that, can you?
(Dan looks heavy and very uncomfortable in this picture. Something in your pants, Dan?)

[PoisedWoman]

What's the red thingie on the floor to the right of Saddam's chair? His nuke button?

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

"Oh my God my God...it's...it's..Hussein!" (Rather in a high-pitched teeny-bopper voice)

"I will never wash my hands again"

[Happy2BMe]

"Terrorist Saddam: "Mr, Rather, it is remarkable that you so quickly betray the USA and American people, for so little.

We usually must gang rape a man's children and then his wife, and electrify his testicles and cut off a few fingers before he betrays his people."

OK - The case of bud goes to Diogenesis.

Nothing could have prepared me for that - splendid!

[hole_n_one]

You can do that, can you?

Faster than you can say coconut cream pie
..........but you already knew that, didn't you?

[jjhunsecker]

To bad we didn't have advance warning of this interview. We could have implanted a Bomb in Rather's body and gotten rid of two idiots at the same time. Unreal, Rather can get close to him for an interview and the CIA and can't get close enough to Kill the Bastard. Hope our intelligence boys were able to get Rather some info on this little visit.

[Lijahsbubbe]

Saddam: I can't believe you peed in your pants!!

[CedarDave]

Yes, Mr. Hussein . . Yes, Mr. Hussein . .

Brit was interviewing Juan about his new book last night. At one point, Juan answered a question or comment by Brit with "Yes sir". I guess that Brit's taking Juan to the woodshed all those Sunday mornings on Fox News Sunday is having some effect after all.

[Happy2BMe]

Ummh - Errrahhh - Is that YOUR FOOT, Mr. Hussein!?

[weegee]

I know it's a custom to kiss on the cheek, Mr. Hussein, but why do I have to kiss you on THAT pair of cheeks.

Actually, Saddam's custom is to have people kiss him in the armpits (no joke).

I've also heard it's his custom to extend his hands in such a way that the visiting party is put into a submissive position to his dominant one.

[Happy2BMe]

Sandman: No - NO! I tole you NEVER touch me with your LEFT HAND!

Ruther: Oh, so sorry, your highness, I - uh, wha??...

Sandman: Thut's RITE! - We wipe our AR$E with the left hand - NEVER, EVER you touch me with left hand!

[doug from upland]

How do we know it wasn't a Dan Rather look-a-like?