Bin Laden Seen In Saudi Arabia

Debka | 10/17/2002 | Unknown

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Debka=Pravda=al Jezera=Weekly World news

[jjm2111]

If you're NOT a disruptor, glad to have you aboard.

[PaulJ]

The terror chief’s re-appearance in Saudi Arabia brings to a close the debate and speculation over whether he is alive or dead, and his whereabouts if alive.

Yep, that ends the debate, for sure. Phew! Next...!

[MissAmericanPie]

Priceless, rofl.

[swarthyguy]

I guess Osama decided not to hide out in his reinforced Ex-Soviet, heretofore secret missile silo complex in the Pamir Mountains in the Afghani panhandle. Debka Sept/Oct 2001

That was a fun read, though.

[Destructor]

Oh, Debka. There's a real reliable source!

[ElusiveSpondulix]

Thank you for your welcome. I am not a "disruptor". Ever since I was told about Free Republic a few weeks ago, I have been enjoying its combination of serious dialogue and wonderful humour (as befitting the circumstances).

[xJones]

You are a well-mannered soul, and I had to look up Elusive Spondulix.

"When it comes to US rare coins, Irish coins, foreign coins or paper money, The Elusive Spondulix should be your number one choice."

I'll be looking for you if my stock portfolio continues to dive. :)

[ElusiveSpondulix]

Yes, they are the most wonderful of coins if you can find and afford them.

[BlueLancer]

Midnight Star
by Al Yankovic

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less
At the checkout counter at the local grocery store;
I was only passin' by,
But a paper caught my eye,
And I learend a few things I mever knew before.

It said your pet may be an extra terrestrial;
It said the ghost of Elvis is living in my den;
You can learn to cope with stress;
You can beat the IRS;
And the incredible frog boy is on the loose again.

Oh, Mignight Star ...
It's in the weekly Midnight Star.
Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car;
Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know.

Eat jelly donuts and lose twenty pounds a day;
Hear the story of the man born without a head;
And top psychics all agree
That the telephone company
Will have a brand new service that lets you talk to the dead.

Oh, Midnight Star...
You can believe it if you read it in the weekly Mignight Star.
They're keeping Hitler's brain alive inside a jar;
Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know.

Tell me, tell me, tell me how to make my bust-line grow;
Midnight Star, I wanna know.

Oh, Midnight Star... Well, don't you know that I read it, I read it in the weekly Midnight Star.
The UFOs have landed and we'll tell you where they are;
Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know.

Oh, Midnight Star...
Well, you can read all about in in the weekly Midnight Star.
You can use you ESP to learn to play guitar;
Midnight Star I wanna know, I wanna know.

[steve-b]

Who tracked the DebKA-KA into the forum?

[TomServo]

Nooooooooooooooo!!!

[Merovingian]

gee, may be on to a PATTERN here...

[ErnBatavia]

and don't forget Batboy's evil twin...

[Chi-townChief]

bump

[Merovingian]

Thanks for clearing that up, I was visualizing a new type of wonder bra..(your name)

Here are my favorite coins:

[FourtySeven]

Nice poem. :) I think YOU should be New Jersey's poet laureate. hehe

[FourtySeven]

< evil chuckle>

[FourtySeven]

LOL

[Marysecretary]

Don't forget Jimmy Dean and JFK!