Look At This Picture! {Whatever Happened to Military Bearing?}

Free Republic ^ | 14 June 02 | Self

[SkyPilot]

A Military Honor Guard when at attention should not flinch, itch, blink.........just eyes front!

Scroll to that boy on the right.....shameful!

Oh, what could ever have broken these men?!

[SkyPilot]

I can only pray our enemies don't learn of this secret weapon that will turn our military men 'soft.'

[SkyPilot]

codebreaker,

Isn't this sad?

[Ken H]

Don't need to ask.

He just told!

[Nam Vet]

Know why men can't seem to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes!

Nam Vet

[Prodigal Son]

Obviously, he was given the "Eyes Left!" command. ;-)

[Redcloak]

He's obviously just inspecting her for... um... weapons of mass distraction ...er... I mean mass destruction. Yeah... That's it. Mass destruction.

...I'll bet that those pom-poms jam radar too!

[spectr17]

Us zoomies are so vulnerable to this kryptonite. Must hold on, fight it off.........

Get on down and give me twenty airman!!!

The guy in the middle even has a big smile going. I'm sure he wants to show her his stamp collection back a the dorm.

[spetznaz]

The new threat from al Queda! What frightful weapon is next?

[spectr17]

One last look and the guy in the middle is even waving with his right hand. Either that or his is flashing his room number.

Can I get a "Lord Have Mercy?"

[spectr17]

The new threat from al Queda! What frightful weapon is next?

I met this one down Mexico way last week. She could tie two cherry stems into knots in her mouth in 10 seconds flat. Make your toes curl up iffin you know what I mean. But alas, she turned out to be an Al Qaeda operator also. The brillo pad armpit hair was the first clue.

[wattsmag2]

weapons of mass distraction

From what we are hearing lately, I doubt this would distract a mass. Or at least not the priest conducting it.

[aruanan]

Looks as though Big Red is saluting the Blue and White.

[Texasforever]

Yeah but they ain't gay!

[Born on the Storm King]

A Military Honor Guard when at attention should not flinch, itch, blink.........just eyes front!

If you are a phony guard like you, you do this $h!t just like they say. A REAL GUARD looks for everything!

[RandallFlagg]

"Military Bearing"?? I always used to confuse the "Bootcamps" that came on my ship, "Could ya go down to the Boatswain's Locker and get me a pint of Military Bearing grease?"

[SkyPilot]

"That's no way to go through life son."

[SkyPilot]

Look what these Dallas Texas girls have done to our national security!

I hope you Texans are satisfied!

[Born to Conserve]

The one in the middle is looking to grab something -- look at his right hand!

[ex-Texan]

Have pity on the poor soldier. He was just doing his duty .... Think the poor soldier was just thinking he wanted to talk to a lass in hot shorts lickety split ... but all he could do was stand at attention.

[TomGuy]

No wonder that the

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hate Americans. They have to wait for martyrdom--
and then all they get are 72 white raisins.