Best Place to Survive Nuclear War in the U.S.

Newsweek ^ | Oct 10 2022 | BY JESS THOMSON

[NeverCheney]

In the wake of President Biden's mention of nuclear "armageddon", and Elon Musk tweeting that "nuclear war probability is rising rapidly," it is natural that people have pondered online what they would do, and where they would shelter, in the event of a nuclear war.

[NeverCheney]

I miss mean tweets - and no nuclear war with Russia

[dfwgator]

We’ve got provisions, and lots of beer.

[HossB86]

It’s the New Frontier....

[Jonty30]

Probably someplace like the 7th level basement of the White House, but it would mean listening to Bidon natter on incessantly.

I think I’d rather not survive it than be on the 7th level basement with Joe Bidon.

[dsrtsage]

Far away from liberal cities, where the roving bands of mutant teens are far more dangerous than the fallout even in the best of times

[HereInTheHeartland]

“I miss mean tweets - and no nuclear war with Russia “

Yes but drag queens are now more popular in elementary schools .
Isn’t a nuclear exchange a fair trade off for that?

[Chainmail]

"Best Place to Survive Nuclear War in the U.S.":

Australia

[Jim W N]

No nuclear war yet - soon but not yet.

Believers won’t be around for that one - Jesus will have caught them up away from earth and into Heaven.

Anyway, maybe figure out how to get into that mountain in Colorado which houses NORAD.

[cranked]

Fearmongering going overtime.

[NeverCheney]

James Polk; Jefferson Davis; Woodrow Wilson; FDR; Truman; JFK; LBJ; Obama —

All Democrats who got us into wars. Now Biden joins the tradition.

[TexasGator]

“Nuclear bombs use heavy, unstable isotopes of radioactive elements ... “

to ignite the fusion stage.

[M Kehoe]

Welcome to FR.

In my AO, if the balloon goes up, we’re toast.

5.56mm

[dfwgator]

I don’t feel safe in this world no more
I don’t want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an apeman

[blueunicorn6]

I’m going to assemble me hardy band of pirates and take to the high seas to look for islands filled with rich people.

Arrrrrrrrrrr

[hardspunned]

Read William Forsrchen’s One Second After. You’ll be rushing to get into the blast zone rather than trying survive it.

[Magnatron]

Best Place to Survive Nuclear War in the U.S.

My house.

No, you’re not invited…

[kosciusko51]

Australia

“On the Beach”

[Jane Long]

🚨NewsWEAK FEAR P0RN Alert!! 🚨

[Ge0ffrey]

Why us the left trying to scare the bejesus out of us?

[null and void]

Yes but drag queens are now more popular in elementary schools .

I miss hiding under a desk to protect me from an atomic blast.

All these new kids have is hiding under a tranny's skirt...