Posted on 05/25/2019 3:43:57 PM PDT by Mount Athos
You could make yourself a hero to the entire neighborhood!
“Learn to code? Really.”
Years ago back in college a professor (sciences) said something like “Okay - so computing it becoming a REAL BIG thing. You guys need to come up with the solutions. And then hire some high-school kid to program it into code.”
My first job at a small firm, that’s what the owner did. We would come up with the ideas, and the kid would create the programs. Except I think he was Junior High. At the time he was learning to fly, and the airport was always screwing up the scheduling. So he created scheduling software for small airports and sold it to them and others!
In other words, become liberal pussy.
Where did our fatherly teachings go wrong?
What a load of bovine fertilizer. What kind of candy @$$ would seriously write something like this?
This should be renamed “How to Become a Beta Cuckold Fag Sissy Soyboy.”
These are great ideas. I can’t wait to implement every one of them.
By the way, here are my testicles. I won’t be needing them.
And who listens to the advice of somebody named ‘Ian Slobber’??
Any bets this guy is it Buttplug’s Rolodex?
“Where did our fatherly teachings go wrong?“
Because feminism + political correctness.
This was good for a laugh.
They can take this crap and shove it right up their leftwing feminized butt.
You left out fishing.
I still do all my own home repairs and new installs, still hunt and fish, was a bachelor long before I got married so I know how to cook just fine.
Raised one daughter and one son, they both turned out just fine.
The only thing on your list I would eliminate is fighting, I am to damn old for that, so I will just shoot ya instead.
False dilemmas, all.
Just love those new curtains...
Well, gee, men should start bending over and go full gay with this lousy advice.
No thanks, not a pansy like you, Ian Stober.
7 Forgotten Skills Women should Reclaim to make a better world:
1. Be home at 3:00 with freshly baked cookies when the kids get out of school.
2. Say prayers with kids at bedtime.
3. Stop getting tattoos.
4. Bring your husband his slippers.
5. Learn to make 3 comfort food meals.
6. Shave your legs.
7. Respect the sanctity of all human life.
(I am female!)
It’s gotta be satire.
You mean as in funded by a FAGGOT?
A QUEER, A HOMO, A RUMP RANGER?
Damn it, say what you mean dp; don’t be shy.
I know you used to box so I know you can take a punch, never use PC language when you speak the truth.
Yep, they will find out in a real hurry if anything serious happens.
We had an ice storm some years that took out power and water for 10 days.
Had to carry water from the lake to make the toilets work and heat with wood.
Cook on a gas camp stove.
Listening to this article could lead to early death.
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